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The LARS Chronicles

The Lars Chronicles: Nats 2001
byLarry Dahl
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As those of you who were there know, I brought my boys along to Nats this year. As a result of the extra time I spent helping them with their ships, I missed much of the battling, especially for the Allied A fleet. To my great annoyance, I found myself writing up accounts for the Allied A fleet battles that had absolutely no eyewitness accounts, great quotes, and other stuff that I liked to report. Mostly I was simply looking at the score sheets and wondering myself, "I wonder what happened there?"

Now, if this had just been a recounting of the battling of a regionals, I would have simply gone on as usual. This was not a regional, however, this was Nats. A Nats report deserved better. Therefore, I have gone out 'collecting' information. While I have used a few items from people's "Best and Worst" accounts in the past, I have decided to go much further this year. I have requested info from some folks on stories that were hinted at by the score sheets, and by other rumors I only partially heard while at Nats. In the places that I use this info, I feel it is only correct to give credit to the person providing the information. I hope it makes a better story for those that weren't there, and also for those of us who were. I know I wanted to know more, and I am sincerely thankful for those that helped out.

Therefore, to Bart Purvis, Kevin Bray, Bryan Finster, Alan Oster, Kevin Hovis, Chris Grossaint, and Rick King who all sent me accounts of their sinks and a few other happenings, I give my most humble thanks. To Curly, Chris Pearce, and Lee McKinzie, who all posted 'Bests and Worsts' that I 'borrowed' from, I thank also. And a special thanks to Lee McKinzie and Randy Stiponovich, who in response to my queries wrote such excellent articles that I refused to chunk them up for these chronicles and instead forwarded them to TF144 so you all can see them.

-- Lars


Preparing for this Nats was a nightmare of my own doing. All fall and winter long, I had known that this was the year I was to finally bring my two boys along with me to Nats. They had been running the ships for a few years, an old wooden hulled Inflexible, my venerable Tiger, and the Bellerophon. It didn't make for a very cohesive squadron however, a 28 second ship, a 26 second ship and a 24 second ship all trying to run together. To complicate matters, after Andy's success at the 99 Fall Regionals in Springfield, the Inflexible was referred to as 'the good boat' by the boys. Tiger was the preferred second ship, but was too heavy and long for easy handling by the boys. Tiger was also not as maneuverable and the boys had problems with it in tight spots. Bellerophon was looked upon with scorn, as it 'always sank.'

I had discussed the problem at Nats 99 with Chris Pearce, who suggested that I build a second I-boat. The I-boat had a good mix of hitting power, speed, and maneuverability. When the I-boat became the boys' favorite a few months later, that cinched the deal. An I-boat hull was ordered, as was some plywood for the deck and superstructure.

The nightmare part comes in how the I-boat fiberglass hull sat on the shelf in the workshop for over a year. Never having done a fiberglass hull, I was nervous about attempting it. As I had ordered just the hull, I didn't have the proper instructions for the attempt. With the Tiger to fall back on, and other items like being Secretary and doing rules packages and counting votes and researching the ship list, the second I-boat was easy to forget.

At the beginning of March, 2001, the refit work on Bellerophon was done for the winter and there was no more putting it off, as I was determined to have the two I-boats ready for Nats. Tiger was not an option. It helped that a new Port Polar Bear rookie, Mike Lindlof, shamed me by running off a copy of his Lutzow hull kit instructions. Thanks, Mike. With those in hand I plunged in.

Now, with a week to go, the new I-boat was being rushed to completion. The superstructure, which took three months on the first I-boat, took three days for the second. Of course, the first one was plywood, this new one was foam and balsa. The two sidemount guns, the main watertight box and the Swampworks pump were lifted from Tiger. The rudder watertight box, surprisingly, was a box that I had built for Paul Barrett's Posen that he returned to me that spring. The ship was shaping up, but the other two needed to be resheeted. I sat the boys down one night and had them strip off the old balsa on the Bell and the Inflexible. Later they helped out again by painting the silkspan onto the new sheeting, after which I glued it down and then had them paint on the outside coat of paint and silkspan.

Saturday


As we woke up on Saturday, the day we were to take off for Nats, we went down to the basement and finished up the paint job on the Inflexible and Bellerophon. The new Indomitable only got a coat of gray, as we were uncertain where the waterline would end up being located. As the boys finished painting, I packed up the gear. Finishing up the Indomitable on the very eve of Nats reminded me painfully of the teething troubles the brand new Bellerophon had had back in 1999. The only factor in my favor, I kept telling myself, was that the new ship was laid out as close as possible to the tried and true Inflexible.

After packing up the mangy Ranger pickup (a name coined by my wife), we pushed off. Thus started the run of idiots. First we ran a few errands, the first of which was running down to the drive-up ATM for some additional cash and having to wait for a mentally-retarded pair of men that walked up to the teller just in front of us, and took ten minutes or more to get their cash and get it properly stuffed in their wallet and their card returned to its proper location. Only after the wallets were properly in place in their back pockets did they move away from the teller and allow me to drive up. After a quick stop for traveling snacks it was back to the house to get a forgotten item. This was a fortunate break, as the ladies of the house were off on a little vacation of their own, and I discovered that I had locked up the house incorrectly and had effectively locked them out of the house for their return, a few days before our expected return. I marked myself as idiot number two, corrected the error and we pushed off again.

Next was a run up to the hobby shop for some more silkspan and some more paint brushes. After watching how poor the boys were at cleaning their brushes after painting, I knew I'd need a lot more to last out the week. I was later to congratulate myself on the foresight. After grabbing a burger for everyone, we set off for Nats. Going to the hobby store had been a bit of backtracking, and as we reached the point on our route that was closest to our house, I slapped my forehead and said, "I forgot to pack the chairs."

The boys were in favor of forgetting them, but I liked my comfy camp chairs and decided to head back for them. I tossed them on top of the gear, and worried that eight hours of driving would surely send them sliding down on top of the ships. As we were battening down the endgate again, my neighbor drove by and hollered, "Haven't you left yet?"

"Yes," I hollered back. "I've left twice! We're hoping the third time is the charm!"

As we reached a point about forty five minutes out, I said to the boys. "Boys, we've reached the point of no return. We're on our way to Nats."

They smiled and cheered. We were only two hours behind our intended departure time.

About ten minutes later, Grant asked, "Dad, if Canada wanted to attack just Minnesota, how do you think they'd go about it?"

I said it would probably just be easiest to buy it.

The drive was long, and we took the breaks as they came. This part went smoothly until Dad missed the best exit in Des Moines for gas, and had to take one where he had to drive for five miles to find a station (yep, I was an idiot again).

We stopped at a Walmart in Bethany, Missouri that I have stopped at several times on previous trips through Missouri. On an earlier trip Grant had found a five dollar bill in the men's bathroom at this Walmart, but despite trying to reduplicate everything exactly as before we didn't have the same luck this time.

As an afterthought, I had brought along some 1/2400 scale wargaming ships that I had picked up a few years back. I had collected models of the ships then at Port Polar Bear. The boys spent a good deal of time playing with them. Andy set up several fleet actions on top of one of my Conways books. Then, when trying to close the book, he busted off the stern of a ship. Then an hour later, he dropped the Conways book and smashed my 1/2400 scale Tiger. "I think I better put these ships away," he said unhappily.

"I think you better put the Conways book away," I said, trying to cheer him up.

After we passed the stadiums in Kansas City, it was getting dark and I thought it best to double check to see that our rooms were being held. "Ah, Mr. Dahl," said the lady who answered the phone. "We have a room for you, but there is a little problem. You see, it is in Higgensville."

After I found out that Higgensville was fifteen miles closer, and it meant that I had a good excuse to take a night off and hit the hay with a clean conscience, I actually thanked the lady. She even said that they would pick up the cost.

At the Best Western in Higgensville, I walked into the lobby. The male clerk stood up and asked if he could help me.

"I understand you're holding a couple of rooms for the University Hotel in Warrensburg," I said.

"And you are..." he said, a bit effeminately.

"I'm part of the model boat club."

The clerk relaxed. "You said the key words. I'm holding three rooms for you guys, and you're the first to show up." Then he started to gripe about how he could have rented out those three rooms three times over. As he came over with the key cards, he asked, "Do you mind if I get an imprint of your credit card?"

Somewhat taken aback, I said, "I thought the University was paying for the room."

The clerk smiled again, and said his instructions were to ask for a card, but if refused he was to charge it to the University. "As far as I am concerned," he said, "you have clearly refused."

With that, we brought in our clothes bags. I let the boys play with the 1/2400 scale ships for a bit while I relaxed. Then it was lights out.

Sunday (The longest day)


We got up early after a good night's sleep. We had to hustle a bit as we were seeking to get to the 8:00 AM church service at the Catholic Church in Warrensburg. We dragged our bags out to the truck after dropping off the key with the same clerk who'd served us the night before.

We found the church, after following the instructions recorded for us by Mom. As we walked into the church, we were greeted by a most unexpected display. Inside the lobby was an igloo, a few penguins, and a large polar bear stuffed toy. They couldn't have known that three members of Port Polar Bear would show up for their early service. Apparently the Vacation Bible School was running an "Eskimo Days" theme for the coming week. We didn't follow the logic, but when it comes to religion there are just some things that one must take on faith alone and so we enjoyed what we took to be a strange but good omen.

After Church was over, it was still too early to waltz over to the motel, and so we went looking for a big breakfast. The Country Kitchen filled our bill, and as we finished up and started to leave, in walked Rick, Frank and John Whitsell, along with Bryan Finster, and maybe someone else that I can't remember now.

We drove over to the motel, and parked next to a friendly face. Andy Ray was talking with two folks I didn't know. One was Mark Roe, and the other turned out to be Alan Oster, who was supposed to have shared our room the night before but was left to fend for himself when we were shuffled off to Higgensville. "I slept on the floor," he said when I asked.

We headed for the lobby, and ran into Steve Reichenbach, who was getting into the SUV of someone I didn't know. "Meet Patrick Clarke and his boys," said Steve. They were headed out to church as well.

"Hey, you're the guy from Texas who sent me the Nats 97 tape," I said.

"Say 'Yeehaw' when you say Texas," said Patrick in mock gruff seriousness.

"Well, we're from Minnesota where you say, 'Yah, you betcha!'" That sent the Texans off to church with a smile.

The motel had a room ready for us, and so we unloaded and moved in for the week. The captains meeting was to be at two o'clock, and so there was time to work on the ships. Batteries were plugged in to top off charges, and we started to attend to the remaining details. Ron Horbul and Curly Barrett, the other two members of Port Polar Bear to come to Nats, stopped by, having just pulled in after driving all night. They were waiting for the maids to finish up their room so they could move in. Dave Au came in too, with the pressure gauge to test regulators. Every regulator in the PPB arsenal was a bit high, and so Dave and I showed Curly and Ron how to clean the regulators to get them back down to the proper pressure. Curly had a regulator that had been treated with loc-tite, and he had a devil of a time getting it apart. Then, with just one sanding block between three fellows, he took to sanding the tips of his springs on the sidewalk outside the room. One time he was so vicious in his efforts we thought we saw smoke. James Foster also drifted in to get his regulators tested. Finally we got them all down to 150 pounds pressure, and Dave moved on to find others to test.

After the others had left, we returned to the final details on the Indomitable. First off was filling the tub to test for leaks and also for battery positioning, and to get the actual waterline. She floated on an even keel with no ballast. Water channeling was added, but the installation of this was interrupted for the captains' meeting.

The captains meeting was held in a large meeting room just off the hotel lobby. We were among the first ones there, and as the other battlers came in, I pointed out the ones I knew to the boys. They were tickled to finally see, and in most cases meet the people that they'd only read about before.

Bart Purvis, bless his heart, took an immediate shine to the boys, and when he was told that they were driving I-boats, he leaned over and said, "Now boys, there's been a couple of Axis captains who have Austrian Viribus Unitases that are both armed with triple bow guns. They've been doing some talking about how much damage they're going to do to the Allies, but you guys have the kind of ships that can come in and sink them. And you don't have to worry about damage unless you sail in front of them, because all their guns are in the bow."

Now, I was just worried about getting all the boats out on the water and keeping them going. Hopefully the boys would get used to the large fleet battles and learn a few things. Picking out a single target before we even hit the water was about the farthest thing from my mind. Actually, I was hoping the boys would learn to double or triple team a target, but again, I was looking for targets of opportunity, and hopefully a target that was alone. There were two of those VUs, and they'd probably stick together and work as a team. Bart was probably thinking that if the boys were careful they could take on the VUs without taking too much damage in return, and despite my saying that we had to first learn how to attack as a team, the boys spent all week asking, "When are we going to go get the Austrian ships?"

Brian Eliassen called the meeting to order, and immediately passed control to Steve Milholland, who took care of the passing out of the T-shirts. Those that had pre-ordered came to get their shirts. The boys looked at me, the question obvious on their faces. "No," I said, "I didn't pre-order any shirts for you." Their faces fell, and it was obvious that I had made a grievous mistake. They both had their old blue Nats shirts that Steve Smith (another Port Polar Bear alumni) had printed up for Nats 91, and they liked to wear them whenever they went into battle. It was obvious that their morale had taken a severe hit, and so when Steve announced that there were a few 'extras', I silently said a quick prayer of thanks and turned to the boys, "Well, let's go get you two your shirts."

There was a long moment before what I said registered and then after a brief look of shock came big smiles and the laughter returned to their eyes. It was probably the best 26 bucks I spent all week. They proudly wore those shirts most of the rest of the week. Of course, being a somewhat experienced parent, I put an "A" mark and a "G" mark on the shirt tags when we got back to the room, so they could easily tell whose was whose.

After the shirts were distributed, the meeting resumed. Site Host Rick Whitsell took the floor and explained the setup and the driving and parking arrangements out at Gary White's pond. The other details for the Sunday Ship testing were given out. Bryan Finster then made a double check of the radio frequency setup. Just as he was about to review the list, his computer balked, and he muttered lowly, "This software sucks."

Even though the comment had been to himself, most of the room had heard it, and after the few chuckles died down, Curly said, in his best cheerleader fashion, "Once again! Come on now, everybody this time!"

This brought the house down, and the chuckles occupied our time until Bryan was once again ready.

The remaining items on the agenda were covered, and catering orders from a local restaurant were taken for the next day's noon meal. Then folks headed out to the lake for the speed and ship testing. Like the boys and I were to do all week, we were slow to get out to the lake because we still had some details to complete before the ships were ready. I had the boys check their radios and get the main batteries into the boats, and checked all the controls to see if they were working. Then we too headed out to the pond, after a short detour to Walmart for some bottled water and ice.

The drive out to the pond was nice, not too long, and we found the pond easily, the tents stood out easily. Finding the driveway was tougher, until we spotted the orange MWC signs. The farm road to the pond reminded me of home.

As we drove up to the Pit Area, Ron Horbul met us and pointed out Curly's Port Polar Bear tent. We drove up, unloaded, and then parked the truck.

I told the boys that we were going to run each boat once before we were to make any alterations. First, however, we took the ships over to get weighed. The Bellerophon was a half pound under, the new Indomitable had a pound or two to spare, but the wooden-hulled Inflexible, according to what I saw, was a bit overweight, by perhaps a quarter pound. Well, there's another reason to retire her, I thought. However, the official weight checker waved her through. Maybe I misread the scale.

Inflexible was chosen to run the speed trial first, but when we put her on the water her drive motors were squealing as if the bearings were going, and she was obviously slow. I had worried that I might have to replace one of the motors, having heard the beginnings of the squeal before Nats, but at her last PPB outing she'd seemed to run fine.

Indomitable was next out. She had larger props than the Inflexible, and ran a tad fast on her first run. Back on the bench I pulled out the old Johnson motors on the Inflexible while Andy watched. I pulled out the two of the three spare Mabuchi 540's that I'd prepared before Nats, and set Andy to trying to get them back in. Then we set the gears, and took her out for another run. This time she ran at about 24 seconds.

Next it was Indomitable's turn for a gear change, and Grant watched as I set his motors to run with the new gears. On her second run, the Indomitable refused to turn for Grant. We somehow got the ship back to shore, checked the rudder, and discovered a linkage had come loose. I cautioned Grant about the care he needed to take in not banging around the ship, and especially the parts sticking out of her stern. The Indomitable was given a quick lakeside fix, namely super glue. We were real careful the rest of the week to do a systems check on the rudders, props, and pump before we put the ships in the water each time, and it saved us a few embarrassments. After the fix the Indomitable came in at almost exactly 26 seconds. "That's one of three!" we cheered as we walked back to the bench. We were extremely happy because we thought the new ship would be the toughest to get to speed. We chattered on happily about how Grant's boat, with just it's gray hull and no red paint below the waterline reminded us of Jim Ewer's Invincible, who the boys remembered from their attendance at the Springfield Fall 99 Regionals.

With the one ship I was most worried about at speed, we set about finishing up the trio. Andy watched again as I changed the gears on Inflexible. The third run for Inflexible came in at about 25 seconds. Taking the ship back to the bench, I thought we were close enough for me to take the Bellerophon on a run while Andy started taking apart the Inflexible again. The job was not fun, as the way the old boat was set up the motors are rather difficult to get at and the stern sidemount has to come out to even get close to the buggers.

Bellerophon's first run had her running at about 26 seconds. I wasn't surprised, I had upped the size of her props over the winter, and had guessed at the gear settings. When I got back, Andy had the Inflexible ready to go. I was surprised, but gratefully considered it a small blessing, especially after I checked over his work. Inflexible this time, however, came in at about 28 seconds, which would have been good for the Bell but wasn't acceptable for the battlecruiser.

Wade Koehn kept popping by, wanting to drop-test the hulls, but I was more interested in making speed, but after the process began to drone on and the boys were getting bored, I stopped and let Wade make the tests, and had the boys patch the hulls afterwards. We only had one drop fail, of course it was on the new boat, but Wade said he thought that he'd hit a rib in that case.

While we were struggling with finding the proper gearing to make speed, it began to look like one of my biggest fears was going to take place. It looked like all three ships might need the gears with the same number of teeth. In most cases I had two sets, but in none did I have three complete sets of gears. So, as Chris Pearce and Tim Beckett were packing up to go home, I asked if they had any spare gears. Tim Beckett pulled out a neat little gizmo that had a series of shafts sticking out on which the various gear pairs were mounted. Little labels indicated how many teeth each pair had. "You just have to make one long enough for three sets of gears for your ships," said Chris. I thought it was a good idea.

By this time, Curly had made speed, but Ron Horbul was still making runs. We were commenting on how the ice must make the water faster back at home. Other folks, having finished up themselves, dropped by to offer their help. As I was content with swapping out gears, they drifted over to help Ron, who didn't have a gear system and was running a direct-drive on his Arizona. He tried a few offered motors, and maybe a few other things. He thought that he was close, when suddenly his wiring went up in smoke. "That's it, I'm done for today," he moaned, looking sadly over the damage. "Too much in a hurry, and I didn't take the proper precautions."

We had a similar mishap on the Inflexible but not quite as severe, as Andy noticed that the one prop was no longer turning. Pulling the hood off, we discovered a solder connection on one of the motors had given way. He was also done until repairs could be made. But one nice thing, while we were inspecting the problem, we also found the location of the intermittent power problems we'd been having with the boat the last few battles.

Somewhere in here, with Curly in a relaxed mood as he waited for Ron to make speed, he drawled, "Hey Lars, there hasn't been any sinks yet today. Don't you want to go sink Bellerophon and tie up that ol' speed trial sink tally?"

"Nah, I think Wade wants to hold on to it for awhile," I replied. After my Bellerophon had sunk during speed trials at Nats 1999, thus matching Wade's record from 1987, Wade had come back at Nats 2000 with another sink to take the lead. To me it was obvious that Wade liked having the record, and he wasn't going to allow any Johnny-come-lately to usurp his title. Besides, I had every confidence that ol' Wade could whup me solidly in any speed trial sink race that might spring up. I know some of you out there are thinking that this is a defeatist attitude but sometimes it is just wisest to pick and choose the battles one wants to fight. Plus I wanted to show that the Allies can be generous at times ourselves, and I was perfectly willing to remain a second fiddle and allow Wade to have the supreme boasting rights. One of these days I'll find my own niche and then I too can crow to my hearts content.

At this point, we were down to the Bellerophon. The last gear change on the Inflexible had been to speed her up, thus going to a gear with more teeth. The Bellerophon's next run was at about 27 seconds, just a second off. I was confident that the next run would have it nailed. The next run, however, came in at 25.5 seconds. Scratching my head, I surmised that perhaps the ship had been running very efficiently on those gears and had magically achieved that speed. Another gear change and this time the Bell came in at 24 seconds. It was fun watching her run the course, the stern deck dropped so far that water came up over the stern, but it was obvious the ship was too fast. As I walked back to the table wondering what magic had taken place this time, it suddenly occurred to me that I had confused the Inflexible and Bellerophon and that I should have been going to gears with less teeth to slow her down. "You idiot," I mumbled to myself, but I refrained at the last moment from the strongly desired Scandinavian self-inflicted head-slap because I would have dropped my ship.

It was now about 8:00PM, and the sun was getting low in the sky, and only the PPB crew was still at lakeside. We were all tired, and also hungry. "Time to go eat. We can finish this up easily tomorrow," I said. There was no argument from the boys. Curly and Ron were packing up too.

Ron and Curly followed us back in to town, and then we lost them. In the parking lot, as we were unloading, Bart and Austin Keels drove by and stopped to talk. Austin reported that he was having radio control problems on channel 77, and wanted to swap back to his regular channel on 76, which happened to be the channel Andy was using. With a load of work to do, I didn't like the idea of adding a channel swap to the list of things I had to do that evening, but Austin assured us that he didn't think he would be able to run at all if he stayed on channel 77. "Okay," I said reluctantly. "Let's switch."

After we'd unloaded, and I had quickly showered, and we'd returned Tim's set of gears (no longer needed) we went over to Ron and Curly's room to see if they wanted to go out to eat. They each had a bag from McDonald's, and Ron was already bent over his boat with a soldering iron. He did have time to complain about getting a real meal. We promised to bring him back a piece of pizza. We went out and after a bit found the Pizza Hut, which was naturally okay with the boys.

When we returned, Ron was out of the room, and Curly put the pizza slice we'd brought for Ron up on a shelf, where he'd discover it a day later. Back in our room and refueled ourselves now, we set about finishing up the boats. The boys were interested in helping, and so I set Andy to taking the 15-20 screws out of his watertight box lid so that we could do the channel swap. I'd wanted to do this back at home, but they'd been unable to help when I did it, due to school work demands. Now we had the conversation I'd wanted to hold before, about how to change crystals and how it allowed us to get more boats on the water.

Grant was also working and listening. I had set him to drawing out the outlines of the Inflexible's internal armor on some shower pan liner (as recommended by David Asman). Sometimes it helps to have templates from a duplicate ship.

At about 12:30, the boys had their jobs done, and were drooping badly, despite the baseball highlights that were playing on TV. I sent them to bed, and worked on. Included in all the soldering work, I had to wire up two new batteries for the I-boats, to replace two that had appeared to be slowly failing. The rest of the water channeling for the new I-boat was also cut out and siliconed into place. I taped the hull and painted up the red bottom, and then the black waterline. The internal armor I left for the morning. Curly dropped by around 2:30 or so to borrow my spare Traxxas gear boxes and a few gears for Ron, but dropped back a half hour later to return them. "I don't get it," said Curly, "the only rooms with the lights still on are the Minnesota guys." I finally hit the sheets at about 3:45A.M.

Monday


At home I am a night owl, and have problems getting up in the morning. I almost never have that problem at Nats, and it was true this morning. In fact even while sleeping my mind seemed to be running over the things that still needed doing. At 7:30 AM, after checking the clock a few times, I got up and after a shower, I resumed work, finally tackling the Indomitable's internal armor. At 8:00 I got the boys up. They were surprised by the change of appearance that a coat of paint had done for the Indomitable.

The night before I'd told the Allied Admiral, Chris Au, that our three boats weren't likely to make the first battle. With that in mind, I took the time to finish the remaining jobs up and do them to my satisfaction, while the boys helped where they could. Then we loaded up the boats into the truck.

We didn't head out to the lake right away, however, because another trip to Walmart was called for. I'd always gotten away with timing the five for the boys back home at PPB, but here at Nats I wanted them to have their own timers. We also needed a new turkey baster for de-watering the hull, the old one had given up the ghost the night before, as we had de-watered our leaky hulls (that was another thing I'd tried to fix the night before, as the speed trials were the first test for the resheeted hulls of Inflexible and Bellerophon, we already knew the Indomitable leaked from the tub test).

Well, we were ready, or so we thought. The Inflexible and Bellerophon needed speed tests, but we thought we were where we needed to be. Bellerophon came in at a little over 29 seconds, while the Inflexible came in at 24 seconds again. A disgruntled Andy set about stripping down the boat for another gear change, while Chris Au came by and said that he'd already gotten permission from Andy Ray to get any boats we had ready into the second sortie for the Allied B Fleet.

As you can guess, the boats were already fighting when we had arrived. We had been greeted with the news that Fluegel had been sunk, and a few others as well. There was also news that a disgruntled Dave Au had recovered his sunken Nagato and had apparently returned to the motel. There were murmurings from the Axis that they felt the Allies had stacked their A fleet.

Fleet Battle #1 Allied A vs. Axis A, First Sortie

The Allied A fleet was composed of: Chris Grossaint (Washington), Dana Graham (Prince of Wales), Patrick Clarke (Houston), Bart Purvis (Macon), Tim Beckett (North Carolina), John Whitsell (Invincible), Chris Pearce (North Carolina), Steve Reichenbach (Portland), Jim Coler (Savannah), Don Cole (Alabama), and Alan Oster (North Carolina). That's eleven captains, six with 6 unit battleships, one 4 unit battlecruiser, and four 3 or 3.5 unit cruisers, for a total of 52.5 units.

The Axis A fleet was composed of: David Asman (Nassau), Jamie Foster (Mogami), Fluegel (Baden), Andy Ray (Nagato), Lee McKinzie (Viribus Unitas), Dave Lawrence (Viribus Unitas), Gary White (Bismarck), Mark Roe (Scharnhorst), Dave Au (Nagato), and Wade Koehn (Bismarck). That's ten Axis captains, four with 6 or 6.5 unit battleships, two with 5 or 5.5 unit ships, three with 4 unit 28 second ships, and one 22 second 3 unit cruiser, for a total of 50.5 units.

As I said, we weren't even at the lake for this one, but below are the reports that I received from others.

Bart Purvis reports that he had a terrible battling start. About thirty seconds into the battle his throttle servo, a HiTec micro servo, failed. The throttle jammed in fast forward and his rudder went hard right. The Macon promptly ran its bow aground at full speed and the stern went awash. "Thus continued a dubious tradition that I started last year in Perry--that of captaining the first Allied ship to be sunk at Nats," reports Bart. To make matters worse, the sink would have been scored as a unseaworthy sink if it had not been for the fact that Bart had been a tad lazy and had failed to patch the three holes in his ship from the drop test on Sunday. An unseaworthy sink is only half of the ships' normal sink points, and thus Bart would have saved his team 350 points if he had only bothered to patch his ship. Bart did find one bright spot in this little fiasco. Bart's ship was scored with one hit above and one below. Apparently the Axis counter missed counting one of the drop test holes.

The rest of the report on this sortie comes from Chris Grossaint. Thanks Chris!

Admirals Pearce and Beckett led the Allied A fleet out of Scapa Flow for the initial showdown with the Axis fleet. The weather was gray and cloudy but there was no rain. The fleets deployed on the water with the Axis holding the west or left side of the pond, which also happened to be the narrow end. The Allies were to the right out in the open water.

When war was declared the Nagatos of Andy Ray and Dave Au sortied out in what seemed to be a suicide run as they attacked the Allied fleet all by themselves. Chris reports that after his initial 'war nerves' had calmed he found the picture of the two Nagato's slugging it out with four North Carolinas, a South Dakota, and the Prince of Wales to be extremely strange, especially when the rest of the Axis fleet was just peacefully waiting in the narrow west end. "It was as if they were on a Sunday stroll in the Park," said Chris about the silent Axis ships.

Then someone, Chris thinks it was Fluegel, yelled out, "Return to the fold!" or "Come Back" or something like that. Just like that the two Nagatos fled the furball and ran full out back towards the safety of the Axis Arc. Chris suspects that the Axis were expecting the Allies to follow the Nagatos into the arc and effectively impale themselves on the short Axis turning boats. It didn't happen.

Showing a bit of composure and teamwork, the Allies reformed their lines with their multiple stern guns once again pointed at the Axis hedgehog. Right in the middle of this Dave Au's Nagato sank from what Chris guesses was a mechanical failure.

After the Nagato had been recovered, Chris reports that for what seemed like the next ten minutes the line of Allied North Carolinas, the South Dakota, and the POW sat and waved their sterns back and forth at the Axis. The Axis Badens, von der Tanns, and Nassaus darted back and forth, but were slowly but steadily being forced further back into the narrow western sections of the pond. "It was one of the strangest things I've ever seen in the hobby," writes Chris.

Finally, one of the Allies, Chris thinks that it was Chris Pearce, made a lunge into the Axis line and heavy firing erupted. Suddenly Gary White's Bismarck squirted out of the pack and "the game was up. Where there had been no Axis fast battleships anywhere to be found, now they were scattered hither and yon." The battle broke up into several chases. Chris was having trouble with his Washington's stern guns but still managed to empty his magazines at Gary's Bismarck and Mark Roe's Scharnhorst.

Next several captains moved to the north shore of the pond, including Chris. The Baden and the Nassau became the obvious Axis targets for the Allied captains on the far shore. Then Tim Beckett's and Chris Pearce's North Carolinas went after Fluegel's Baden. When Dave Asman called five on his Nassau, which was already pumping hard, it became an obvious target for Chris. Dave must've known he was in trouble because he took his ship into a maze of tree branches at the extreme western point of the pond. There he sat and hid. Chris was a bit concerned about taking his bigger Washington into the maze after the small Axis dreadnought. By doing a lot of dancing, backing and turning, the Washington managed to work itself alongside the Nassau where it "commenced unrestricted sidemounting of the Nassau. It was a blast."

Dave, as would be expected, did do a few evasive maneuvers of his own and managed to survive his five. During this pummeling of the Nassau, Chris was also pleased to watch Fluegel's Baden roll over and sink at close range.

Thus ends Chris' account of the first sortie.

In addition to the above action, for the Axis, in the first sortie, the score sheets say that the Viribus Unitas of Dave Lawrence was sunk. The only clue I have to this sink is that later on Tuesday when Grant and I were chasing him, Dave said in response to his teammate Lee's question as to why he didn't stop to pump out, that "I tried that yesterday, and the hull settled instead and she filled up and sank."

Allied B vs. Axis B, First Sortie

The Allied B fleet was composed of eleven captains: Rick Whitsell (North Carolina), Frank Whitsell (North Carolina), Brian Eliassen (South Dakota), Ted Brogden (Indiana), Chris Au (Malaya), Ron Horbul (Arizona), Austin Keels (Invincible), Greig Stephens (Invincible), Mike Maxwell (Nashville) for the first sortie, and myself (Lars, Bellerophon) and son (Grant Dahl, Indomitable) joined the fleet in the second sortie. That's four 6 unit battleships, two 5.5 unit battleships, three I-boats and one Bellerophon (4 units each), and one 3 unit heavy cruiser, for a total of 54 units. Andy Dahl with his Inflexible would have been with this fleet as well if his ship had passed speed trials.

The Axis B fleet was composed of eleven captains: Curly Barrett (Posen), Bryan Finster (Yamato), Kevin Hovis (Bismarck), Randy Stiponovich (von der Tann), Kevin Bray (Moltke), Lou Meszaros (Vittorio Veneto), Lief Goodson (von der Tann), James Foster (D. Victoria, or as my kids called it, 'the Swedish Ship'), Charley Stephens (von der Tann), David Haynes (Mutsu), and Jeff Lide (Kirishima). That's one 8 unit monster, three 6 or 6.5 unit battleships, six 4 or 4.5 unit battleships and battlecruisers, and one 3.5 unit Swedish Ship, for a total of 55 units.

I also missed this sortie, but we did get a report from Ron Horbul that he'd made it out with his repaired Arizona, and had enjoyed himself thoroughly. Later, as I was looking over the score sheet I noticed the apparent first Nats sinking of Bryan Finster's Yamato. This was a story I had to have, and so I asked him if he'd care to share. Here is his report:

My "sink" on Monday was due to belated rookie-itis. Sunday, I ran speed trials and managed to break a poorly made solder joint that was holding on one of my irreplaceable cast brass props. Fortunately, the prop stayed on, but was freewheeling on the shaft. I wasn't able to get the prop soldered on correctly until that evening, so was unable to discover my other issues.

Monday morning: Everything's going fine. It's a nice morning and I'm looking forward to slapping around some uppity Allied battleships (how dare they challenge the mighty Yamato!). Battle begins and I'm dancing with two Sodaks while trying to line up a stern shot. Suddenly, my maneuvering ability went south and I found myself running on one screw. "Oops!, I thought, I've busted the joint again." I called Leroy over and told him where I probably lost one of my priceless props and continued to play. Then I suddenly lost all propulsion and went out of control. Slowly drifting towards the opposite shore, I saw my dreams of a pleasant day at Nats crumbling before my eyes. Taking potshots at passing Allied dogs (who failed to take advantage of the situation I might add), I marked the probable location of my other prop and waited out my five out of control.

Upon retrieving my ship, I felt under the stern and found both props in place. Curiously, both seemed to be firmly attached to the shafts. I took the ship to the bench to diagnose my woes. One drive gear had come loose, this caused the first failure. Then I noticed that my throttle servo had overthrown and was hung on the micro switch. I quickly corrected these items and prepared for the next sortie.

The next sortie arrived and I launched with high spirits. I'd survived the first sortie with minimal damage and would make the Allied dogs pay for their hubris. Before battle could be called, I performed some drive train tests and had another failure. The darn gear came loose again. I asked for a five minute extension, grabbed some CA glue and proceeded to try and CA the set screw into place. I launched again and immediately had the same issue. I told my admiral (Dirty) my woes and asked if perhaps I should pull it to fight again another time. He agreed with me and I took Yamato back to the bench to fix everything correctly.

It took me the rest of the battle and a good part of lunch to go through the drive train with a fine tooth comb and correct the errors (I'd missed more than I'd fixed). Fluegel came over and I told him my story of woe. He responded that sometimes the rookie year skips to the second year of battle. I sobbed.

After the battle ended, Brian Eliassen took great pleasure in informing me that my withdrawal was a sink. Gnashing teeth, I moaned that I could have easily called five out of control and finished the battle in good form. Sigh.

Thus, Yamato was awarded sink points for battle one.

I also got a report from Kevin Hovis. Kevin was also having speed problems in that he never quite got his Bismarck up close to its allowed 24 second speed. Instead he fought most battles at about 25.5 seconds. On this morning he was surprised that the Axis admiralty stuck with the same plan of sticking in the narrows after watching the 'carnage' of the Axis A fleet first sortie. Like the other Axis fleet the Axis B fleet had a good mix of fast ships and slow ships and the idea was to lead the Allies into the narrows where the slow ships could attack. Unfortunately, ships like Kevin's Bismarck don't maneuver well in the tight confines and the Allies took advantage. The first part of the first sortie was rather boring, both fleets were waiting for something to break. Finally, Chris Au and Brian Eliassen came in to attack Kevin. The Bismarck just had a little extra speed to out run them, but the tight turning needed to keep them in the narrows slowed the bigger ship down. "They spanked me real good, but I didn't sink," reports Kevin.

Allies A vs. Axis A, Second Sortie

We arrived during this sortie, and missed most of it while we set up shop. The Allied fleet suffered no more sinks, while the Axis lost David Asman's Nassau (her first Nats sink?). Chris Grossaint reports that the Nassau suffered from operator error when Dave forgot to turn on his pump.

Chris further reports that all he can remember of this sortie is a pell-mell pursuit of the fast Axis battleships. Mark Roe's Scharnhorst got pummeled before she went down.

"All in all, things are not going well for the Axis cause," said Curly to me and the boys as we set up. Still, however, he did have some spirit, having been able to plant a few white cross markers in the "Allied Graveyard" for the sunk Allied captains. On each cross Curly wrote the name of the captain and the number for their sink, and thus Bart Purvis was listed as the #1 sink.

"He's got thirty of those stupid crosses," moaned Ron Horbul.

"Plus I got more raw materials if I need them," said Curly brightly. Then his mood darkened. "I don't think I'll need them," he said.

Allied A beat the Axis A fleet by a score of 18,695 to 6,750.

Top Five High Point ships                Score            Total
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Chris Pearce                            95-13-21           2325
Chris Grossaint                         24- 3-13            965
Alan Oster                              46- 3- 8            935
Don Cole                                35- 4- 7            800
Bart Purvis (sunk)                       1- 0- 1            760

Mark Roe (sunk)                        174-30-39           5340
Fluegel (sunk)                          93- 7-47           4355
Dave Au (sunk)                          84- 4- 4           2140
David Asman (sunk)                      26- 3-14           1835
Wade Koehn                              90- 4- 5           1250
Allied B vs. Axis B, Second Sortie

All right, this sortie Grant and I fought in. Dang if I can remember any of it.

Okay, I do remember that the Axis fleet clustered down in the shallow and narrow part of the lake, and waited for the Allies to wade in and take them on. I tried to keep Grant's and my boat together, and we waited outside the furball for an Axis ship to come out that we could attack. After a bit the furball broke up, and we got separated. Bellerophon got sucked into an attack in the narrows, and ended up getting pummeled herself, especially after she threw a gear (go figure) and her speed decreased to nearly none. I was also frustrated with the guns, as I had started the sortie without a working bow gun (the finicky one of the bunch), and the other two sidemounts seemed to jam up as well, long before they should've run out of ammo. I called five, and after a pounding from Lief and probably Charley, the Bellerophon came off the pond.

Grant, in the meantime, also had only two guns to start the sortie. With his ship, however, he only had two guns mounted. I hadn't finished the third one yet. Grant is normally a run and gunner, preferring bow and stern guns, but only having the sidemounts forced him to fight a tad differently. He preferred to keep running the ship in forward, rarely using reverse except to avoid obstacles and rams. After the fight was over he said he got a couple shots into the sinking Bismarck of Kevin Hovis, and so he could legitimately say that he helped sink a Bismarck. If you asked him further, he'd admit that it was only a few shots he'd made, but he always finished his tale with "But I did help!"

From Kevin Hovis, he reports that the sortie started for him by having Chris Au and Brian Eliassen immediately attack him once again. Due to orders to stay in the narrows, Kevin didn't make a run for it like he wanted. He called five about five minutes into the sortie when it looked like he was getting a strong stream from his pump. The Bismarck lasted about 2 1/2 minutes and sank right in the middle of the narrows.

Allied B beat the Axis B fleet by a score of 13,695 to 9,135.

Top Five High Point ships                Score            Total
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Chris Au                                45-15-23           1985
Brian Eliassen                          79- 6-17           1790
Austin Keels                            42- 7-11           1145
Ted Brogden                             42- 3-12           1095
Lars!                                   22- 6-12            970

Kevin Hovis (sunk)                     236-24-17           4810
Bryan Finster (sunk)                    78- 6- 2           2230
Lief Goodson                            41-12-25           1960
Lou Meszaros                            73- 5- 7           1205
Dirty Dave Haynes                       77- 3- 4           1045

Well, the restaurant catering guys had been waiting for the battle to end to deliver our orders, and so as soon as we were able Don Cole, the Contest Director, called for the Stand Down. We waited and worked on our boats, patching the damage and trying to get the Inflexible ready to go. I managed to find some more gears to use from Ted Brogden, as the ones we wanted were the ones Tim Beckett had already been using. Ted very graciously loaned us a pair, which we forgot to return at the end of the week. (We owe you two, Ted!)

As we ran the Inflexible again, after checking for permission from the C.D., we were perturbed to find the Inflexible once again running at 24 seconds. "I give up, Andy," I moaned. "Let's go have Curly show us how to make drag prop disks." I didn't like to use drag disks, as I feel they aren't scale, but by this time I was willing to do anything to get that stinker on the water at a legal speed that was close. Curly took out a piece of plastic, showed us how to score and cut it, and then how to make the hole in the middle with an Exacto knife. Then he told us to super glue the slot we'd made to get the disk on the shaft, but not to use super glue kicker 'because that makes the disks brittle.' Andrew set about glumly to make the things while I attended to the filling of the CO2 tanks, and made sure Grant had reloaded his guns and patched his holes. When Andy finished the disks, and we got them on the shafts, the first speed run of the Inflexible was right on at 26 seconds. Since we'd been having such troubles, we'd been running the trials ourselves, and thus we needed a second run timed by an Axis captain. She ran fine for Curly also. We were in.

Fleet Battle #2 Allied A vs. Axis B, First Sortie

Once again Allied A fleet entered the battle with the same eleven captains as battle one.

The line-up of Axis B was slightly altered as the radio conflicts on the Axis fleet were switched to the other fleet. Lief Goodson and Curly Barrett switched to Axis A while David Asman switched to Axis B fleet. Thus the Axis B fleet was now fighting with ten captains, and it was 51 Axis units vs. 50.5 Allied.

Once again, I am left to use the descriptions of others for this battle.

Chris Grossaint reports that it was his impression that the Axis B fleet managed to frustrate the battlers of the Allied A fleet more than Axis A fleet had been able to do.

Perhaps Chris was left with this impression due to a minor screw up on his part. Months before the battle the Allied fleet had decided to paint the bulk of their North Carolina fleet with identical paint schemes. Thus Chris' Washington was painted insignia blue and dark ghost gray, and black in all the same places as the ships of Chris Pearce and Tim Beckett. Well, the plan backfired for on this Monday afternoon as for at least eight minutes Chris tried to run Tim Beckett's boat.

According to Chris, a mistake such as this is usually fatal. One either runs up on shore and sinks due to the stern being under water or you back full speed into the shore and damage the steering. Luckily in this case neither happened and the Axis didn't seem to notice that lone NC doing weird things along the shore.

In the meantime Chris was looking at what he thought was his Washington and it seemed to be doing what he was telling it to do. Suddenly he realized that the American flag on its mast was way too big. Looking closer he saw that the ship had planking where his did not. A cold chill of fear ran down his spine as he urgently swept the pond seeking his precious ship.

It was with a rush of relief that he found her. She was up against the shore, but not with decks awash or under the guns of some Axis attackers. Instead she was nestled in with her starboard side gently rocking in the weeds. Quickly he maneuvered her out of the weeds and took his station in the fast attack squadron which was still hammering away on Axis ships.

Kevin Hovis reports that the Axis kept with the same strategy from the morning, which was 'another mistake'. The battle began much the same as the earlier ones, a stand-off of several minutes. This time, Chris Pearce and Tim Beckett were Kevin's main antagonists, although Chris Grossaint also contributed to the cause. This time when the Bismarck came under heavy attack Kevin did try to take the ship to more open water, but didn't have too much help from his fleet. According to the score sheet the Bismarck made two sorties but Kevin is pretty sure he sank in the first sortie with less than a minute left on his timer. For Kevin, the day's battling was a disappointment, but he was pleased with the performance of his guns. The Allies seemed to respect them, but they were able to take long range triple shots that the Bismarck couldn't counter and that continued all week.

Allied B vs. Axis A, First Sortie

The Allied B fleet was virtually the same as the morning's battle, missing Mike Maxwell's Nashville and my Bellerophon, but picking up Andy's Inflexible. They now sported 51 units.

The Axis A Fleet now had eleven captains and 54.5 units.

As the battle started, the Axis had once again clustered back into the narrow portion of the lake, under the trees and such. A number of captains were on the shore on the far side. When the battle started, the two fleets faced off for about three minutes with a little juking, but very little actual movement. I had Andy and Grant standing next to each other, waiting for some ship to break out. The Axis stood there taunting the Allies, and trying to get someone to break the line. The Allies stood firm, trying to draw out the Axis. Finally Curly's Posen, the ship that can turn on a dime, started to head out. "Curly, you get back where you belong," hollered Fluegel. The Posen reversed course reluctantly.

Finally, the Malaya of Chris Au couldn't stand it any longer, and darted in to attack. "Get out of there, Chris," said a few Allied captains.

"Ah, let him go, that's what he built the ship for," said another. The Malaya drew a lot of attention but seemed to be giving as good as she got. Brian E's South Dakota and Ted Brogden's Indiana tried to support as much as they could without getting in too far themselves.

Out on the fringes of the battle, Jamie Foster's Mogami made a run for the open sea. A lone Axis target was too tempting for my lads to ignore, and the Indomitable and Inflexible both did a fair share of trying to pin down the fast cruiser, but Jamie played a good game and kept mostly out of range, plunking away with her stern guns at the pursuing WWI battlecruisers. Andy, who likes to get in and slug it out, was doing his best to stay with Grant in their attacks, but at one point lost his concentration and the Inflexible rammed the Mogami, putting a hole in the cruiser's side. Andy sat glumly next to shore as the Fosters repaired the damage.

While we were waiting, the Axis started cheering as a heavily pumping Malaya broke out of the pack and headed out to her Allied teammates, but rolled to the side and sank before she could break free.

After the Malaya's sinking, most ships were either on five or had little ammo remaining, and the sortie petered out. Both Andy and Grant got off their five minutes with little problems.

Allied A vs. Axis B, Second Sortie

I wish I had more to say, but I don't have any reports on this sortie and so I am reporting off the score sheet. Once again the Allied A fleet came out on top, putting down Dirty Dave Haynes' Mutsu while the other big Axis boats took a pounding. The smaller ships on the Axis Fleet took some hits but seem to have gotten off better as a whole, although apparently David Asman was assessed a ram penalty.

As for the Allies, Chris Pearce once again took a good amount of hits, along with Don Cole. Matthew Clarke was running the Clarke cruiser Houston, and took 42 hits, but 38 of them were above.

Allied A beat the Axis B fleet by a score of 14,310 to 6,905.

Top Five High Point ships                Score            Total
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Chris Pearce                            63- 8-14           1530
Chris Grossaint                         40- 4-11           1050
Don Cole                                70- 0- 6           1000
Tim Beckett                             35- 7- 9            975
Alan Oster                              40- 2- 8            850

Kevin Hovis (sunk)                     175-21-23           4425
Dirty Dave Haynes (sunk)               110- 7-24           3475
Bryan Finster                          109-11-21           2415
Lou Meszaros                            87- 3-11           1495
Charley Stephens                        28- 5-11            955
Allied B vs. Axis A, Second Sortie

This sortie started strangely. Ron Horbul's Arizona, which had been having tons of radio problems in the first sortie, was directed to go out on the water and call five immediately. Ron did so, but then the Arizona went totally dead in the water. The Axis fleet discovered this fact when James Foster started yelling, "HEY!! we got a dead Arizona over here!!" The Axis came out of their line and attacked freely. After the Arizona went down, stern first (there is mud all over her rudder in the photo of Leroy retrieving the ship), the rest of the battle deteriorated into the Axis thrashing the disorganized Allied fleet. Greig Stephens' Invincible went down as well, and it seemed like the other Allied slow ships all had two or three Axis pounding on them. The fast Axis ships and the two South Dakotas didn't take a lot of damage and appear to have put some holes into the big German ships, but the Allied I-boats took a beating.

As for my boys, Andy got tired of trying to stick with Grant, who paid no attention at all as to what his brother was doing. At first I told Andy, "That's okay, do what you do best." Then at some point his Inflexible lost a gear and he was running on one prop. When Lief Goodson decided that he was now a tasty target, and another Axis was helping him out, Andy decided to call five. He then did his best to frustrate the attentions of Lief as the other Axis had moved off. Lief kept after him, and kept asking other Axis to come help, but the other Axis seemed to for once have a wealth of targets to shoot at. Austin Keels' Invincible was fighting doggedly nearby, and we were amazed at the number of shots he seemed to be taking. At one point his I-boat spun its stern towards shore and one of his shots bounced off an Axis deck and struck Andy square in the chest. I thought he was going to fall down, but Andy only staggered and then after rubbing his chest he returned to running. At one point, he forgot the differences between five and five out of control, and fired on an Axis vessel, and I had to scold him mildly for doing so. But he survived the furball and brought the ship in to shore. Lief took off after other game.

Grant, in the meantime, had been out trying to protect Ron's Arizona before she went down, and had remained out on the fringe. At some point Andy Ray's Nagato and Fluegel's Baden had started chasing him. Kevin Bray told Grant that if he survived this sortie Kevin would award him another medal. Grant called five, and Chris Au joined him and tried to help him by telling him how and when to turn. He survived his five and happily came off the water. He considered himself quite lucky, especially after we told him that not one but two Axis admirals had been chasing him I was surprised when he gave a lot of credit to Chris, who he said had helped him a lot. Later that evening I asked Chris about it, and Chris said it was actually quite funny, Chris would suggest a move, and Grant would do the opposite, and it 'ended up working out just fine.' I was feeling pretty good after the hit totals were counted on the boys, Andy took 65-11-7 for 1275 damage points (sixth worst), and Grant took 43-7-5 for 855 damage points. They both survived their first full Nats battle.

Axis A beat the Allied B fleet by a score of 13,240 to 6,590

Top Five High Point ships                Score            Total
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Chris Au (sunk)                         47- 7-19           2495
Ron Horbul (sunk)                       71- 6- 6           2060
Austin Keels                            67-13-17           1845
Brian Eliassen                          45- 7-20           1625
Greig Stephens (sunk)                   25- 7- 2           1325

Mark Roe                                63-10- 6           1180
Wade Koehn                              46- 3-11           1085
Rick King                               54- 1- 8            965
Lief Goodson                            21- 2- 8            660
Dave Lawrence                           37- 2- 4            620

After the battle was over, we packed up and headed tiredly for home, although we did stop for Kevin Bray to award Grant another medal, his first coming from Kevin back at the 99 Fall Springfield Regionals. Others had the same idea, head for the showers and the air conditioning and some food. Once again, Ron and Curly were on our tails until we hit Warrensburg, at which point their truck disappeared. At the hotel we unloaded, hit the showers quick, and then went out looking for someone to go to supper with. We ended up going to Applebees with Chris Pearce, Tim Beckett, Chris Au, Brian Eliassen and Chris Grossaint. Dave Asman joined us later. Probably the best part of the evening was when someone told Chris Au that the Axis were mis-identifying his Malaya, mistaking it for his brother's similarly painted Nagato. The next day two Nagatos in the Axis fleet were sporting small red flags on their superstructure.

Back at the motel, we set about patching, repairing, and improving the boats. I had the boys patch while I tried working on the guns. All three of Bellerophon's guns had clogged, and so I started with cleaning and testing them. As I worked, Andy complained about having trouble with two of his guns. He had finished patching, but had done it all in gray, like I had told them. I told him to go back and make it look nice by repainting the red section and the black waterline. I talked about how the ships could take a beating but when you painted it up fresh every night it made me feel like I could take everything the other fleet could throw at me and come back the next day unaffected. Ten minutes after my 'lesson' Andy was standing over me with one of the guns, watching. When I looked at him, he said, "If it doesn't shoot, it doesn't matter if it looks good." I put down Bellerophon's gun and went to work on his.

Grant also complained that one of his guns would fire 'strangely', usually a second or two after he wanted it to. I checked them out, and they seemed to work fine. We checked the radio, and discovered that the trim tab on the gun servo was pushed way to one side. The boys thus got a lesson on what 'trim tabs' were and what they did, and how to check them.

The boys knocked off about midnight, and I hit the sheets at about 1:00 A.M.

Tuesday


Once again I awoke before the boys, and showered and then resumed work on the boats. First I finished painting up Andy's ship so that it 'looked nice' again. Then I patched and painted the Bell. Then it was out to the lake after a stop at Radio Shack for a fuse for the radio quick-charger. We were the last battlers to reach the lake, but we were there early enough for the morning's battle.

I had not been pleased with the speed on the Bellerophon, and that morning I took her for another run, after changing the gears again. This time she came in at 28 seconds even one way and 27.85 the other. I told Lief as he walked by. "Close enough," said Lief.

Fleet Battle #3 Allied A vs. Axis A, First Sortie

The Allied A fleet was shuffled around a bit, it was Frank and John Whitsell, James Clarke, Jim Coler, Dana Graham, Chris Grossaint, Chris Pearce, Steve Reichenbach, and Tim Beckett, for a total of 43 units.

The Axis A fleet had James Foster, Gary White, Andy Ray, Mark Roe, Rick King, Wade Koehn, Dave Lawrence, Lee McKinzie, David Asman and Fluegel, for 49 units.

According to Lee McKinzie's report, he had a rough start to this battle. The Contest Director and the admirals had gotten together over the concerns of people running and falling as they tried to go to the far side of the pond, and so it had been decided that captains were required to stay on the near shore. Somehow the word failed to reach Lee, who ventured over to the far side of the pond to get a better view of the action. He had just got lined up on some Sodaks and North Carolinas when folks started to yell at him to come back to the near shore. As he returned he had to pass behind some trees and lost sight of his ship. He must have bumped his throttle as he jumped across the small stream, because when he finally sighted his ship again it was attacking several North Carolinas. The Viribus Unitas took a beating before he could react and turn the ship about. He put the hard-pumping ship into reverse to back out and regain position. His mistake came when he stopped the ship, as all the water rushed back to the stern in a rush and drove the stern under.

Once again I missed most of the action on this one, but when there was an extended break in the action, I did stop and go look. Steve Reichenbach's beautiful white Portland had been ram sunk by Gary White's Bismarck (if the score sheet is right). It was out in the wide deep part of the lake, and Leroy had problems locating the ship. Several folks had a line on where the ship had gone down, but they had trouble relaying the info to Leroy. He searched for over ten minutes before people began worrying about their batteries, and he came out so that they could finish up the sortie. After the sortie was over, he went out and did find the ship relatively quickly.

During the time that Leroy was searching for the Portland, Andy and I stopped to chat with Austin Keels and Bart Purvis. Austin and Bart both had a line on the ship's sink location, and were frustrated with their inability to pass on the information. In fact, Austin got up and went to pass the word, and when he came back and sat down there was a pop from his chair and then Austin was sitting on the ground with his knees up by his chin, encased in the chair. After a quick smile while Chris Au took a picture of his predicament, Austin extricated himself, and then 'reset' the trap by replacing the flap of the chair's seat.

"There we go," he said, "a chair for Fluegel."

The long wait caused things to go wrong for Chris Grossaint. He reports that while waiting he turned off his pump, as he is always thinking to save some wear and tear on his priceless Pearce pump. After the ten to fifteen minute wait with his pump off, the battle resumed and Chris commenced to chase Rick King's Scharnhorst as Rick was on five.

Chris reports that his Washington is heavy at 37+ pounds, and doesn't have a lot of room for error, and one needs to be quick and responsive on the pump switch. Well, in a classic case of operator error, Chris wasn't quick and responsive, as he was sidemounting Rick's battle cruiser while he tugboated him a little. Then someone, probably Tim Beckett, expressed concern about how low in the water Chris's Washington was. Chris hit the pump switch, but it was already too late as the pump stream was being interfered with the water coming over the deck. In addition, the suction from the Scharnhorst helped pull the ship down. The Washington's nose came up quickly and she slid under in a blink of an eye.

Chris was naturally bummed at sinking, but there was a bit of good news as the electronics didn't get wet. In addition, Chris had light damage and even with the sink points he came in with about 1700 points for the Axis. He took more damage in later battles and didn't even come close to sinking.

Rick King also wrote to me about this battle. He was chasing someone in trouble towards the far side of the lake near the deep end. Two North Carolinas, which he thinks were Chris Grossaint's and one of the Whitsells) got Rick's Scharnhorst in an NC sandwich. Rick was running and gunning, firing both sidemounts as fast as he could and receiving the same from them, when all of a sudden Chris's ship started to list and quickly went down. Of course all of the Axis guys were cheering, whooping and hollering for several seconds. After cheering along, Rick remembered that he was still in a gunfight and so he looked back and started to make a turn away from the other North Carolina when someone yelled that the Scharny was going down. The Scharnhorst had been pumping some but not excessively and when Rick refocused on her she was settling fast and going down in a flash.

When Chris retrieved his North Carolina he was kind enough to also pull out Rick's Scharnhorst as she had sunk nearby. Back on the bench, Rick found two big ram holes, one on each side about 2" by 2". Don Cole verified these and asked Rick if he had called ram, which he hadn't. There had been a lot of bumping going on as the ships were running and gunning but no obvious rams, which would have been hard to tell from that distance anyway. Rick thinks that one might have happened when Chris's NC rolled under as the two ships were right beside each other. The other ram may have come when the Scharnhorst turned away toward the other NC. Rick's Scharnhorst only had 4 belows and the pump was running fine so the Scharnhorst was in no danger of sinking from gunfire damage. "Lesson Learned:" writes Rick, "When bumping and fighting that far away, check for rams!"

Allied B vs. Axis B, First Sortie

The Allied B fleet was made up of Greig Stephens, Ted Brogden, Don Cole, Andy, Grant and Lars, Brian E., Austin Keels, Alan Oster, Chris Au, and Bart Purvis, for 53 units.

The Axis B fleet was Lou Meszaros, Kevin Bray, Jeff Lide, Curly Barrett, David Haynes, Bryan Finster, Jamie Foster, Charley Stephens, Randy Stiponovich , Kevin Hovis, and Dave Au, for 60.5 units. David Asman is also listed on the score sheet as being part of the Axis B fleet, but as he was sharing a radio frequency with my Andy, he had to be on the Axis A fleet. The reverse is true for Lief Goodson, who was listed for the Axis A fleet but I have recorded in my notes from Tuesday night as being an opponent in this battle.

As we took the boats down to launch for this sortie, Andy said, "Dad, my one prop is not turning again." After taking a thumping myself on one prop the day before, I told him sadly to wait for the next sortie, and he quietly took the Inflexible back to the bench.

Then, my systems check right at launch showed that the Bellerophon's rudder was not working. I figured that I'd not connected up the rudder arms after the work of the night before, and I started to pull myself out as well, but the Admiral asked if I could fix the boat in five minutes. I was pretty sure I could, and so the Admiral called for a five minute extension. I ran to the bench, and discovered that the linkages were fine, but the servo had been unplugged. I threw on the lid and screwed her down and got back with about twenty seconds to spare.

The battle started, and I tried to stick with Grant again. Then Lief and another von der Tann, probably Charley Stephens, came in to play. I thought the Bell was in good enough shape to flex a little muscle, and so I stayed and played. The two didn't really sandwich the Bell, but they did take turns firing on her each time the action caused a ship to veer off temporarily. Still, I thought things were going along okay when suddenly the Bellerophon slowed and sank. There was an Axis cheer and after Leroy brought in the ship the battle resumed.

After throwing the Bell on the table, I came back to coach Grant. He kept up the way he had most of the week, running mainly in forward, rarely using reverse except in emergencies, and laughed each time he got a shot off on an Axis. After the Bell had sunk, Austin Keels' Invincible seemed to be the center of attention once again for the slower Axis ships, while Chris Au's Malaya wandered in where the action was hot and usually broke things up.

With Grant's looping style of fighting, he quite often got out where the fast boats fought. I didn't catch much of the other action. I do remember watching Ted Brogden's Indiana every so often, as Ted was just as active as Chris Au.

Kevin Hovis's report on this sortie has Ted Brogden as his main attacker. Kevin kept taking his Bismarck out into the Allied fleet and then leading them back to the slow Axis boats. All too soon he ran out of stern guns and then his Haymaker jammed. Remembering the advice given to him by Fluegel, he called five and made a run for open water out near the dam. He was un-molested for quite some time until the Allies figured out he was hiding. He had less than a minute left when Ted, Don Cole, and Chris Au showed up. He ran the Bismarck back up towards the main Axis fleet and lasted out his five.

The fighting was hot, but it seemed pretty even, with no more sinks as the sortie came to an end. Lief came off the water complaining about radio problems. Kevin Bray spent some time chasing Grant. Grant was one of the last ones off the pond, and I started to worry about his batteries for the second sortie.

Allied A vs. Axis A, Second Sortie

After two battles of fairly low scores, Gary White, the fellow responsible for this grand battling site, felt the heat of the Allied attack, and his rookie Bismarck held up to the beating. With a total of 260 holes in his ship at the end of the battle, it was amazing that he stayed afloat, and that he had any hull skin left. Another German ship, the Scharnhorst of Mark Roe, also took a similar shelling, taking 203 hits and also staying afloat.

A third German big boat didn't fare so well. Wade Koehn's Bismarck was pinned down and sunk, which is a rare event. The big German had relatively light damage below the waterline, making me wonder if there isn't more to Wade's story. Unfortunately, I forgot to ask him.

The Allies were not without damage. Chris Pearce and Tim Beckett, the team of hard hitting North Carolinas, took a fair share of damage as they no doubt dealt out more than their fair share of damage to the Axis boats.

I stopped by to talk to Dave Lawrence that day, first to introduce myself, and secondly to see how things were going for him and Lee McKinzie, and he said that he was having trouble with losing the rudder control, and suspected that the spray from the priming outlet was hosing down the rudder connections, and causing them to go bad. I offered some suggestions, but Dave seemed to have a number of things he wanted to try first.

Allied A beat the Axis A fleet by a score of 13,365 to 6,175.

Top Five High Point ships                Score            Total
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Chris Grossaint (sunk)                  41- 7- 3           1735
Chris Pearce                            50-14-14           1550
Frank Whitsell                          33- 5-11           1005
Tim Beckett                             26- 9- 5            735
Dana Graham                             17- 2- 9            670

Gary White                             211-20-29           4060
Mark Roe                               168-16-19           3030
Wade Koehn (sunk)                       66- 3- 7           2085
Rick King (sunk)                        36- 3- 4           1535
Lee McKinzie (sunk)                     28- 7- 4           1455
Allied B vs. Axis B, Second Sortie

Well, another lakeside repair job got Andy back on the water for sortie two. The non-working prop was not a loose gear this time, but instead an electrical connection had come loose. Fortunately it was in a plug, and I jammed the connection together and squirted some super glue on it. After it dried, the glue had gotten to more places than I had wanted, and it took some scraping with a small screwdriver before the connection was remade and the prop spun once again. Andy was a happy camper again.

As the battle started, Andy waded in to fight in his usual style. Grant, in the meantime, was nervous, and for a time wanted to call five early and get off the water. I tried to encourage him to go fight first. When the Inflexible and Indomitable managed to get a von der Tann in a sandwich for fifteen to twenty seconds (either Randy Stiponovich or Charley Stephens) their Dad started cheering and saying, "That's how you work together! That's what I want you to do!" They didn't duplicate the feat in this sortie, but they did relax and fought for a respectable amount of time. Grant did call five before Andy, and did have a few rounds left in the magazines, but it was just a few. He came home with a hit total of 16-2-14, or 910 damage points.

Andy, continued to fight, and then Curly's Posen, which had sunk Andy just a month before back at Port Polar Bear, came over to play, thinking he'd found easy game. Andy was a bit wiser as to the abilities of the nimble little ship, but had difficulty breaking off as Curly used the shore and other ships to pin him in and get in a few shots. Andy plunked back when he got a chance, but the Posen is a tough target. Andy came off the water safely but with a higher hit total than his Dad (but Dad had higher points due to the sink). The boy likes to shoot and isn't afraid of mixing it up.

Out in big ship country, I didn't see much of the action. Apparently the Yamato was the main target for the Allies, while the Allies took a shelling on several of their big ships.

Kevin Hovis reports that when the second sortie started for him he was distracted by having his family arrive just as battle was called. Concerned as to whether they were wearing safety glasses, he was distracted from watching his ship. His ship ended up sailing through the main Allied fleet. When he finally returned his attention to the pond he found his ship getting real low in the water. He turned on the pump and immediately called five. He chose not to move the ship hoping that it could pump out, but some more triple shots from Ted and Don, plus a couple Brit ships, settled the issue. He declared it sunk a minute into his five, and it sank for real 15 seconds later. After putting the ship on the bench he found a nice sized ram hole that had sunk him. He never saw the ram.

Bart Purvis got thrashed, and I'm guessing that it was the second sortie as Bart probably would have withdrawn had it been the first. I asked him what had happened, and this is what he wrote:

I started this sortie in a normal fashion. A freshly charged new battery in the boiler room of my proud cruiser. Full ammo magazines for my triple sterns (pretty awesome armament for a cruiser) and a full load of CO2 in the tank. Radio on and all systems check out. The ship is launched and war is declared. The Axis pull back in their defensive huddle at the end of the pond and I try to maneuver for position. Kevin Bray keeps pestering me and foils, to my mind, brilliant maneuvers to put holes in some of the larger bad guys. But, after only a couple of minutes of this, I note that my ship's speed is suddenly down to a very slow crawl of about 100 sec/100 ft. I quietly, very quietly, declare five out-of-control and try to sneak off unobserved. I sidle up next to Brian Eliassen and whisper in his ear, "Hey Brian, I've lost all power. Tell the Allies I need some help."

Brian turns and asks, in a thunderous voice, "WHY ARE YOU OUT OF POWER, BART?"

Of course, these words were instantly picked up by my Axis arch-enemy from Florida with the Norwegoenglish name, Lief Goodson, and the feeding frenzy commenced. At one time I counted five Axis dreadnoughts pumping BBs into my hapless vessel at the same time. Occasionally I was able to return fire when one of the overeager yachtsmen would cross my stern, but this was a pitiful defiance at best. Finally, after about four minutes of this punishment I started to ease toward shore, in anticipation of an imminent sink, and suddenly all of the bad guys quit shooting at me. They just moved away for some unfathomable reason. I thought they had exhausted their ammo, while Fluegel later told me he thought I had gone off five when I moved the ship to the water's edge. Whatever the reason, the Axis left the ship alone for another 45 seconds until my five minutes expired. I leaned down, touched the ship and went to get my ship launcher thingamabob. When I returned the stern had gone under, however she was already legally out of the battle.

I retrieved the Macon, put her on the table and asked Charley Stevens to count the damage. Two hours later Charley completed this task and informed me that his field count totaled 3195 points for my 3 1/2 unit cruiser. The fact that she had not gone under was some, not much, but some consolation.

Remember that the ship had lost almost all power? Of course, this power loss also applied to the pump motor, which was on during the entire session, but there was never a stream of water--it was a steady dribble at best. I am at a loss as to how the ship stayed afloat to absorb this tremendous amount of damage. Perhaps because most of the damage was above the waterline, although there were over 30 belows. Below covering was the standard 1/32" balsa, silkspan and Aerogloss dope. And yes, Virginia, she had passed the drop test.

Anyway, I was hot, discouraged, hot, frustrated, hot and just generally out of sorts. Not to mention hot! I patched the ship using sheets of silkspan, threw a new battery in her and participated in a very minor fashion in Campaign. But I was done for the week. The ship was put aside, with no effort being made to determine the source of her power loss and her captain became an observer for the rest of the week.

The ship is still in her transportation box, untouched since Nats, however, today, August 10, Austin Keels and I played with the batteries and chargers in an attempt to isolate the problem. And another lesson was learned. For Nats I had purchased brand new Panasonic batteries and brand new Schumacher battery chargers. I assumed that all this new, fresh out of the box, high quality stuff, would work properly so I just threw the batteries on the chargers, let them cook overnight and threw them in the ship the next day. Wrong. As Captain Queeg said in the Caine Mutiny, "You can't assume a (expletive deleted) thing in the Navy." It turns out that one of the Schumacher battery chargers was defective. It neither charged nor discharged, but just sat there with it's cute little "battery fully charged light" shining into my trusting eyes at the motel room in the mornings. With only two of my four batteries being charged I had, at best, a 50% chance of putting a properly powered vessel on the water for any given sortie. So now I'll use a voltmeter on my batteries to, hopefully, pick up on stuff like this.

My fiendishly clever defective battery charger now hangs on the wall in my shop in a place of honor--right next to my 2001 Axis Fleet Certificate of Appreciation.

-- Bart

Axis B beat the Allied B fleet by a score of 15,400 to 10,125.

Top Five High Point ships                Score            Total
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Bart Purvis                            132- 9-33           3195
Lars! (sunk)                            17- 7-15           1895
Chris Au                                25- 9-24           1675
Andy Dahl!                              54- 1-22           1665
Alan Oster                              60- 7-17           1625
(Also Don Cole, Austin Keels, Brian Eliassen all greater than 1000 pts)

Kevin Hovis (declared sunk) 77- 2- 3 2970 Bryan Finster 123-14-12 2180 Charley Stephens 14- 2-18 1090 Lou Meszaros 40- 3- 6 775 Dirty Dave 34- 0- 3 490

Later Curly told me that Fluegel took him aside on Tuesday morning and said, "Curly, for years we've been listening to Lars talk about how tough you are to battle, but we've never seen an ounce of truth in his stories. Now I can almost see what Lars is talking about." Curly laughed about this several times during the rest of the week and again on the trip home. I guess he's got a soft spot for back-handed compliments. I was just glad that he'd finally tired of making me look like a fool.

After the morning's battle, Rick Whitsell came around and reported that the caterers had decided that the time commitment on their part was too great in exchange for the potential profit, and had said they'd no longer deliver. Thus Leroy Kissler's grill, which had gotten a little action on Monday, got quite a bit more on this day, especially as several folks were caught by surprise. Thanks, Leroy! The food was great!

On one of my trips to the CO2 tanks, I stopped and chatted with Bryan Finster, who was busy patching the Yamato along with a lady friend by the name of Trista. Later on a second trip, they had finished patching and so I chatted with them some more. When I offered to give one of them a back rub, Bryan stopped me and said, "No, you have to get a back rub from Trista. She gives GREAT back rubs."

It turns out Trista gives massages for a living, and although she grumbled about giving away a freebie she plunked me down in a chair and started to work. It was excellent, and I was amazed at the workout as she stretched the muscles in my neck. Then she started working on my shoulders and it started to hurt where her thumbs were pressing. It was very rough, and for a moment I was wondering if she'd picked up some nasty dried Ambroid cement on her thumbs from patching Bryan's ship because it felt like sandpaper. Then it occurred to me that she was rubbing the base of my neck where I'd probably picked up a bit of sunburn from being in the sun the past two days. When I mentioned the sunburn she stopped, which was a pity, but I still thanked her.

I wasn't the only one with sunburn. Jeff Lide's face was quite red and it wasn't from embarrassment. Not yet, at least.

Later, as folks were patching and preparing for the afternoon's Campaign battle, Leroy walked up with a snake coiled up in his hand. Folks took a curious look, and Leroy reported that it was a small water moccasin. He'd already chopped off the head with a shovel, and told us how when he'd done it, the mouth had opened and a small frog had hopped out and jumped drunkenly back into the water. Andy reached out and touched the snake, which was still moving back and forth. I don't like snakes at all, and told him to not mess with it, but it didn't seem to faze Andy much.

After we'd looked the snake over, Jeff Lide, sitting nearby, said he wanted to run in campaign with the snake on board as a passenger. Leroy brought it over and they tried to tie it to the Kirishima's superstructure, while Jeff laughed evilly. At one point he jumped back when Leroy told him the head was gone and Jeff mis-heard him and thought it still there, making the Port Polar Bear crew chuckle. I don't know if the snake actually hit the water on the Kirishima, so you folks out there better check your photos of the first campaign battle on Tuesday.

Next was a full captain's meeting under the admin tent, where we discussed the new trial campaign rules. There was some explanation of the new rules, the comparison to the old rules, and so forth. Eventually a vote was taken to try the new rules, despite a bit of grumbling from Fluegel, who had had most of his questions answered but seemed to be grumbling just to keep up his reputation.

After the vote, it was back to preparing for Campaign. On this day, the Allied captains with radio conflicts switched fleets for the afternoon's battle, and so we went to get Andy's Inflexible ready. Grant, who's ship was patched and rearmed too, wandered off to watch Steve Reichenbach prepare his large and magnificent Yorktown carrier, which he was running as a convoy ship. On Sunday, the boys had seen the ship for the first time, with it's six scale Avengers mounted on its tan deck, and had both fallen in love with the big white ship. Grant had asked on Monday if he could drive the ship during campaign, at which Steve's face seemed to fall, but he had told Grant that it might happen. On Monday evening I had told Grant that someone didn't make a ship that big and that pretty just to let someone else sail it, and so Grant had apologized that morning. However, as there were to be two campaign battles that afternoon due to the split fleets, Steve pointed out that he could only sail it in the one battle and perhaps if the Admirals okayed it, Grant might be able to sail it in the second. Grant couldn't contain himself after that, and he quickly volunteered to be on the Yorktown's pit crew during the first battle. He kept looking over at the ship, and both he and Andy would laugh when the propellers on the Avengers would spin in the light breeze. Andy pointed at the toy green plane that Grant had placed on the Indomitable's rear turret, and quite often its prop was spinning too. Grant called his little green plane his 'good luck piece'.

This campaign was also the first appearance of Chris Grossaint's Olympic, the sister ship of the Titanic. A few years back Grant had been extremely interested in the Titanic and Bob Ballard and diving and so on, and so he was also excited to see this big ship. Teamed with the Yorktown the two big ships would be hard to stop. The Axis had back the Bremen, which, rumor had it, was sheeted this year with 1/64 thick balsa. Seems that Wade was trying to avoid having the hull get too hard like it had the year before after numerous patchings. "Don't bump it," warned Chris Au, "because it's likely to be damaged easily."

Axis B vs. Allied A, First a

The campaign started with the bulk of the warships on the water. Chris Pearce quickly took his little LST out for a convoy run. Under the new rules, the Allies didn't get a lot of points for the run, but it did count as a required run. The little ship darted back and forth and Chris had a grand time.

I had counseled Andy on coming in during the second half of the battle as a reinforcement, but he wanted to get out on the water, so we launched a minute or two after the LST took off. Andy had trouble shifting gears to the campaign mode, and he made broadside passes and fired on the first two Axis ships he passed. The Axis ships, not wanting to waste their ammo, broke off the action quickly. I was trying to tell him to save his ammo for a convoy run, but he was determined to fight. Looking around, I noticed Jamie Foster's Mogami plunking away at the Allied shore targets, and so I told him to go down and pester her. He did so gladly. As the Inflexible pulled up and started firing her sidemounts, the Mogami pulled away and fired a few stern shots at Andy. Andy didn't chase the faster ship, but as he floated slowly away from the targets the Mogami came back in and started firing on the targets, at which point Andy would dart back in and resume firing.

While this little game played out between Andy and Jamie, a commotion arose further down the shore. Pearce's LST had sailed into port, but unfortunately, it had sailed into the wrong port. In years past only two ports had been set up, but this year four had been made, and so each side had its own separate forward and home base. Pearce had sailed the LST into the Axis home port, not seeing the Allied forward port set up right next to the Allied shore targets. Fortunately, there were no boarding parties in the Axis port and the LST turned tail quickly and sailed out and made it safely to the correct location.

After playing for a while, the Mogami left the Allied shore targets, but a tougher target came in, Lou Meszaros' Vittorio Veneto. Andrew tried to drive off the bigger ship, but when the VV stood its ground and David Haynes Mutsu came in, Andy decided he didn't want to be the meat in an I-boat sandwich and left the area himself. He sailed down to check out the Axis targets, wanting to try some target shooting himself with his rear gun, but the Axis were guarding their shore target. Curly's Posen was there, and he came out to attack the Inflexible. This was a bit odd for campaign, and Fluegel thought so too, scolding Curly for wasting ammo, but Curly mumbled something in return and Fluegel let him continue.

Andrew was tired of the Posen's attention, especially as he started getting more and more hits and started pumping. "He must have some kind of problems, but now that you're damaged they're going to try to sink you," I warned. Later we learned that Curly had been having problems with his servos, and lost four of them during the week, and he'd just had his pump servo go, fortunately with the pump running, and he wanted to get off the water before anything else went, so he was dumping his ammo into the best target he could find. When Curly called for help and a von der Tann showed up, Andy decided it was time to withdraw, and called five. The Axis kept on the pressure, and Andy was having a tough time of it. The trouble continued until the twin monsters Yorktown and Olympic launched. As they sailed by towards the large end of the pond, Curly's help vanished, and Andy was able to escape off his five. As he touched his ship, I pinned his guns and told him to take it back to the table. Then I went to watch the big ships. The Yorktown and Olympic were both surrounded by ships. The Yorktown's flight deck seemed to catch the breeze and the ship would list from one side to the other. The Olympic wasn't having much better luck. "It was the same old story," reported Chris "Everything worked perfect on the bench, and worked good in practice runs on the local pond, but everything broke once war was declared." Immediately after launch the Olympic began to experience control problems with the motors intermittently cutting out. Yorktown pulled into port, followed thirty seconds later by the Olympic. Both ships made a quick turn around for the run home, but while they were dumping the water, the action stopped as a Stealth aircraft flew directly over our pond. It was like the Air Force had come over to check out all the radio activity. I especially enjoyed watching the 'fog' forming around the leading part of it's wings.

As the two big ships headed out on the run home, the Axis ships closed in to take them on. Then an Axis ship rammed the Yorktown with a loud 'thwack'. I think it was Dirty Dave's Mutsu. The Yorktown came back in, and ram damage was found, and so a completed run was awarded. The Axis ships turned to concentrate on the Olympic, and the big ship once again had control problems and ended up going dead in the water and drifting towards the far side of the pond. The Axis were loving it, and even stopped shooting as the ship was clearly going to go down. Everyone waited as the big ship got low in the water. The bow went down first and the big ship slid under the waves. The shore got quiet as she went down, I'm sure plenty of others were doing like I was, thinking of the Olympic's sister ship going down on a cold, icy night. But then after the ship had gone under, a few seconds later the gold and black smokestacks resurfaced, to a laughing cheer from the shoreline. The superstructure had come back to the surface, and floated towards the far shore's overhanging trees.

After the trouble Leroy had had trying to find Steve Reichenbach's Portland that morning, despite having several people having a line on the sink location, I took care to get a line on this sink, which was in same area. Leroy headed out to search, but he didn't know I had the line, or where the boat had gone down. He retrieved the superstructure, but after a few failed dives to find the ship, we had him come back in so we could finish the campaign. After Leroy cleared the water, the Axis launched the Bremen to make a run, and the action moved down to the other end of the lake with the big ship, which sank just as it was running into port. As it sank, the sounds of military music wafted across the waves. Wade had done some extra work on her over the winter. I stayed where I was, to keep my line on the sunken ship.

Not long after the Bremen sink, the Yorktown launched again. Once again it drew a large crowd of ships, Allied and Axis alike. Dirty Dave's Mutsu, however, was not one of them, having gone out of control and beaching on the far shore. Rick King had run over to touch it after its five had expired, and lifted the boat out of the water on orders from Fluegel, but according to the new rules the ship had to stay there until the end of the battle or it was sunk. When this was pointed out to Fluegel, he was quick to direct Rick to put it back.

Also about this time, Randy Stiponovich had come out on the water with his Japanese destroyer, the Akizuki. The Akizuki had come out to pester the Allied target shooters, and was working away on Jim Coler's Brooklyn. Jeff Lide's Kongo was also on target protection patrol, and in the course of maneuvering the two Jap ships ended up alongside each other. Randy thought this was cool, but what Jeff was thinking is up for debate because the big ship opened up on the friendly destroyer. Stunned at first, Randy finally protested to Jeff while he moved the small ship away. After calling his two, the Akizuki struggled to keep ahead of the incoming water but lost the struggle with thirty seconds to go. It didn't sink to the bottom, however. Like the LST at the 2000 Perry Nats, an air bubble kept the ship's bow bobbing above the waves, and Randy was able to drive it in to shore like a powered miniature iceberg.

Eventually, the Yorktown worked its way down to the large end of the pond. Sailing without its teammate, it was having more trouble this time, especially with the wind. Then as it was making its run back into port the ship took a sudden list to one side as a turn and a Axis ship started firing on it. Off its deck rolled one of the dark blue Avengers, falling into the water on opposite side of the ship's island.

Despite the damage and the loss of the plane, the Yorktown struggled into port and a cheer went up from the Allies. But the big ship was done for this campaign.

Somewhere in here, Fluegel called for Curly, and the good PPB lad ran down to run an Axis convoy ship, the Kormoran. It attracted immediate attention, and the ship did its best, but the Allies were too numerous. The ship went under without getting anywhere close to the forward base. As the ship passed alongside the sidemounts of a North Carolina, Fluegel yelled at Curly, "Curly, turn the OTHER way!"

"I don't have any rudder," replied Curly.

As the campaign wound down into its last minutes, the Axis launched the Kormoran again in an attempt for more points. The ship was pushed out past the port markers, and then as the first Allied ship approached (Dana Graham's Prince of Wales?) Fluegel discovered what Curly had been talking about and declared the Kormoran sunk.

The Allies won this campaign, 12,000 points to 3,150.

After the campaign was over, it was time to bring in the lost Olympic. I have forgotten if I told Leroy personally or if I relayed the message to him that I had a line on the still sunken Olympic. In any case, he got the word. After he finally got in a position too far out but on the line, I waved for him to come directly towards me. He went under, and then I followed his bubbles. He was down for a terribly long time, but those bubbles still kept moving, and coming closer to shore. The Olympic's captain, Chris Grossaint, came down to check on his ship, and asked if Leroy had found it. "I don't know, I had him on the line but he hasn't come up and he's way too far in now." Chris started to run over to the far shore, but then Leroy broke the surface and I caught the glint a wooden deck on each side of him. As Leroy dragged the huge ship to shore, I could see how exhausted the diver was, despite his mask.

"A tough one, eh?" I asked, in sympathy.

"Oh, man," said Leroy. "I never thought I was going to get that thing in." Then he described how he'd found the ship almost immediately after originally diving. He'd grabbed the ship, and inflated his swim bladders, and pushed for the surface, but just as he reached it the big ship dragged him back down. "That was fine," he said. "So I decided to walk it in on the bottom. But because I was wearing the flippers, I couldn't walk on my toes, and had to walk backwards with my heels. I kept slipping and falling down and having that big ship fall on me. I was also hoping that I was going in a straight line and not going in circles!" He also said that it was strange, when he first found the ship, there were white pieces of plastic in the boat, and they kept breaking off and floating to the surface in front of his face. "It was one of the few things I did see out there, and I kept grabbing them and stuffing them away to bring in," he said with a smile. He rested for a bit, and then went to recover Fluegel's ship, which had ended up sinking, as he had had no control of the ship.

Back up in the pits, Grant was ecstatic because Steve Reichenbach had given him an Avenger torpedo bomber from off his Yorktown. The plane had been shaken loose during the convoy runs. Grant sat for several minutes holding the Avenger over the green WWI aircraft he'd attached with a rubber band to the rear turret of the Indomitable. For the first three battles he'd called the little plane 'his lucky piece'. Now it was obvious that he was thinking of replacing it with the Avenger.

"That's a fine model, fine enough to put on your display shelf back home and remind you of this Nats and that pretty Yorktown," I said. "There was a lifeboat I shot off of Fluegel's Bismarck at my first Nats. I still wish I had got that little boat, but it drifted down the river. You can't risk that plane getting shot up now. Besides....How can you replace your lucky piece?"

At that he relaxed, and put the plane safely away. Then Leroy showed up, with some debris that he'd found after searching the pond's far shore. Included in his prizes was the Avenger that had fallen off the Yorktown during battle. Steve Reichenbach generously gave this trophy to Andrew. Andrew was quick to notice that the plane's voyage in the water had resulted in the loss of its decals, which seemed to make it more dear to him. He spent several hours the rest of the trip, dreaming about putting a motor in to actually spin the propeller. He thought it was doable, but I convinced him to try on a plane we built for the purpose when we got home.

In another part of the pits, Chris Grossaint reports that an Allied pit crew was working on the Olympic. The big ship had been on the bottom in about eight feet of water, and had come up in a sorry state. There was water in the radio box, but Chris was extremely proud that there was none in the rudder box. In addition, there were gigantic holes in her side, and malfunctions were everywhere. In what seemed like a few minutes to Chris, the Allied engineers had patched the hull, replaced the radio receiver and throttle servo, and got the ship back on the water for a 1000 point run to the forward base in the second fleet battle.

Axis A vs. Allied B, First Campaign

Well, this campaign started out much like the first. The little LST took off on a convoy run almost immediately for the Allies. The Yorktown was planning to make the second run, twenty minutes into the battle.

As usual for me, I didn't plan to go in right away, instead waiting to come in later as a reinforcement. So as I waited, I finished up the preparations on Bellerophon and Indomitable. Grant normally would have done his own ship, but instead had announced that he wasn't going to run the battlecruiser. He was off again helping with the Yorktown, and was ecstatic that the admirals had decided to allow him to con the big ship. I finished loading the guns and got his CO2 loaded so that he could take the ship out if the opportunity presented itself.

As for the action I missed, Kevin Hovis reports that the Axis Admiral had formed a convoy consisting of Kevin's new Altmarck convoy ship, Gary White's Bismarck, and Mark Roe's Scharnhorst. The Axis started by running the Bremen. Kevin doesn't remember if the Bremen made a complete run then, but thinks it did. Then when the Allies launched the Yorktown and Olympic, Kevin and his escort headed out on their own run. Ted Brogden and Don Cole attacked the convoy, but Kevin's escort did an excellent job and the Altmarck reached the forward base with little damage, where Kevin was ordered to wait. The Axis wanted to run again when the Olympic and Yorktown made their own return trip. While he waited, Kevin was amused by the sight of the two Viribus Unitas class ships sitting in the water side by side. "If we'd had two more, the picture would have looked exactly like the picture of the real Austrian Fleet tied up in port," wrote Kevin.

As the second twenty minute period started, the Yorktown was ready to go, and I had decided the launch the Bellerophon and run her as escort for the lone big ship. After launching the Bell, however, the welcome news came that the Olympic would be ready to go in a few more minutes, and so the Yorktown delayed her launch.

Sitting out on the water, waiting for the impending run, the Axis had noticed the action on shore and a few units had gathered in preparation for an attack. James Foster and his D. Victoria thought the Bell was sleeping, and cracked off a single shot into her hull, but didn't follow it up when the Bell quickly turned away.

Finally the two big ships launched, and the Axis attacked as soon as the required thirty seconds of sea room had been obtained. The Olympic headed out for the deep, wide part of the pond. Grant, however, had a few setbacks as the Yorktown nearly ran aground on the far shore while still in the narrow portion of the pond. Steve Reichenbach was walking right alongside Grant, trying to help him with directions and tips. The Bellerophon followed along, trying to run interference and drive off attacking ships with a little sidemount action of her own.

Finally, the Yorktown made it out to the deeper water, but by this time the damage was done. She was slowly getting lower in the water, and was difficult to control. As the timers for the two ships expired, the Olympic came sailing in past the struggling carrier. The Olympic, run in this battle by Brian Eliassen, made port easily.

The struggles of the carrier continued as the Axis sensed blood. The attacks continued as the carrier headed in the general direction of port. It became a race to see if she could make it in before she went under. Then, as she neared port, either a gust of wind or an incorrect rudder movement by Grant put the ship into a turn just wide of the port entrance. I brought the Bellerophon in and put her bow against the carrier's bow, and then tried to tugboat the big ship back on course. Her momentum was hard to stop, and the ship glided too far for the tugboat maneuver to be of any help, and I also thought the Yorktown was beginning to roll the smaller Bellerophon over as the turn continued. I reversed course on the Bell to put her back on an even keel.

A couple seconds later, James Foster pointed out that the 'decks had gone awash'. This caught a few people by surprise, as the ship still had a good deal of superstructure showing and the flight deck was still a few inches above water. A closer look at the gunwales near the bow and stern showed that James was correct. A cheer went up from the Axis, and Steve walked out and pulled the ship towards shore. As she went aground, her flight deck had still not gone under.

The cluster of ships slowly filtered away from the Allied home port, finding action elsewhere. I had been watching the Yorktown recovery operation, and listening to Grant and Steve talk about the run. I found the Bellerophon sitting alone when the carrier started back to Steve's table. The Olympic had also disappeared, as someone had decided that there wasn't enough support for a return run and so the Olympic figuratively was, as Chris Grossaint wrote, 'beached on Guadalcanal'. The Allied shore targets still had several standing, and I decided to stay and guard them for awhile.

A few minutes later I noticed a group of ships skirting in front of the Axis shore target further up the shore. A second look showed the homeward run of an Axis convoy ship, the Altmarck of Kevin Hovis and her escort of Dave Lawrence's Viribus Unitas and Mark Roe's Scharnhorst, and the Bismarck must have been slightly behind them. Fortunately Curly was snapping several pictures of this Axis convoy run and so I was able to confirm the identities of most of the ships.

The Axis ships were skirting shore, and had successfully avoided detection by the rest of the Allied fleet. I didn't see where my fleet mates were either. Perhaps they were attacking the Bremen again, or else helping the Olympic make the final part of her homeward run. (I know, Chris Grossaint said the ship was left on the beach, but Kevin Hovis hints that it made the run home.)

The convoy ship had no doubt taken damage on her forward run, and even though the odds were three to one I thought a bit of convoy harassment might be a bit of fun. I took the Bellerophon halfway between the two forward bases and then turned her around and allowed the Axis convoy to 'catch up' with the Bell.

The Altmarck was leading as her 'ducklings' protectively guarded her rear, and I got a quick shot or two in the direction of her bow before the Viribus Unitas accelerated into a blocking position and the other Axis ships closed up their formation. I wasn't sure if my shots had struck home.

As the convoy continued up the shoreline, the Bellerophon was actually pinned in closest to shore by the Viribus Unitas, but the convoy ship didn't turn for deeper water. Instead she maintained course as the Bellerophon tried to get in front of her and the Viribus Unitas. The three ships bunched up and the convoy ship captain called a 'push' on the Bellerophon. The convoy ship was being touched, and the Bellerophon was touching a ship, but the two enemies were buffered from each other by the stubby bow of the Viribus Unitas.

"Nah, he's not touching you, that's me in-between the two of you," said Dave Lawrence. I was impressed by his honesty. Still, the reminder of what I would have to do if it had been a legit push made me be a bit more careful, and I turned slightly away. For some reason this confused the escort which fell behind slightly and I was able to turn back towards the convoy ship and fire a few more shots at her bow as the Bellerophon crossed over and got on the outboard side of her.

The Axis escort, perhaps stung a bit by my small success, redoubled their efforts and frustrated my further attempts to get close to the Altmarck. A Nagato which joined in the chase, I think it was Andy Ray's, was especially persistent. At one point as the Bellerophon tried to cut across the bow of the convoy ship again but the Nagato caught the Bellerophon's stern and skillfully pushed my ship's stern around. As the push started, if I had stayed on the throttle I would have rammed the Altmarck and so I stopped the motors as the Nagato kept the Bellerophon spinning around so that I was now pointed almost 180 degrees in the wrong direction and the Altmarck was sailing away. With the four skilled escorts now between the Bellerophon and the convoy ship and the ship very close to the home port I was prepared to admit defeat, but the five minute timer had not quite expired and the Altmarck sailed past the port and then made a big circle to come around and enter the port. The turn and the Bellerophon coming back in again caused the escort to become confused, and the Nagato successfully frustrated the Bellerophon but in so doing ended up blocking the Altmarck's attempted final run in. The Altmarck rammed the Nagato amidships with a thunk. It then stopped in the water, and floated slowly backwards while she appeared to be waiting for the Nagato to clear out so that she could proceed. According to Kevin's report, he had lost his rudder control at this point and was trying to get his escort organized to 'tugboat the boat in'. Before they could the Altmarck continued to settle, and her bow had swung around and the ship was now going in the wrong direction. Then the bow dipped and we all knew it was either over or else going to be an extremely close thing. With the bow down, the ship was slow to turn and the Bellerophon worked in to fire a few more sidemounts at the stricken ship. Then as the Bellerophon floated out of range the Altmarck finally slid under.

As the Axis ships slowly left the area to help the Bremen which was making another attempted run (I can see the Bremen along the far shore line being pursued by a South Dakota among other ships in the photos Curly took of the Altmarck's sink), a few Allied spectators that had come over to watch the action started to cheer. I was sure that the sink was probably more responsible to the damage the ship had taken on her forward run, but the old Bellerophon had been her only attacker here and as Curly was to say after the battle was over, "You were the only Allied there at the end, you get the credit." Then he added, "With the Allies ignoring me and Ron having radio problems I've got to pump up any Port Polar Bear successes we get!" I think the sun was getting to him.

"Way to go I-boat!" called Patrick Clarke who was part of the crowd behind me.

Now, I don't mind being called an I-boat by the Axis. I demand better of my Allied teammates. "That's not an I-boat," I said, looking over my shoulder. "That's the Inflexible... I mean that's the Indomitab... " I paused because my own brain had froze. "I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE NAME OF MY OWN BOAT! " I yelled in frustration, and then the old neurons finally fired. "That is the BELLEROPHON!" I said, shaking my head as the Allied watchers walked off chuckling.

As the action cleared off the Axis port, I sailed back to the Allied targets. To my surprise I saw Grant's Indomitable loping across the water in small gentle curves. I walked over to greet him. "It's okay Dad," he hollered, "I tested her out just like you showed us. Now I'm headed for Guadalcanal."

Knowing his penchant for giving names to various parts of the lake, I humored him. "Guadalcanal, eh?" I hadn't heard the other Allied captains calling the forward port Guadalcanal, but Grant had.

"Yep," he said. "And now that I have reached Guadalcanal I need to sail back to the home port."

Confused, I asked, "What? Why?"

"Oh, it's just something I need to do," he said as he scampered off. Well, it was campaign, and so I followed along slowly behind, watching just in case a group of Axis ships jumped him, which wasn't likely in Campaign.

After the Indomitable returned to the home port area he came sailing slowly back, and we met again just off the Axis home port. This was when the Allied jeep carrier came out for a convoy run. She was quickly surrounded by ships, mostly Allied but several Axis as well. Grant and I joined the run, as Grant happily called out, "Escort carrier, you have the Indomitable escorting you!"

As the jeep carrier headed for the wide end of the pond, the pursuit began to string out, and Grant's Indomitable and a light gray US battleship which I thought was a North Carolina but may have been Don Cole's Alabama began to frustrate the pursuit of the Viribus Unitas of Dave Lawrence. Well, I thought, this was good opportunity to play with the dangerous little ship. As the bigger battleship screened off the direction that the VU wanted to go, the Indomitable and Bellerophon took turns sailing alongside and putting in a few sidemounts here and there. The VU started pumping steadily but kept up her determined pursuit. As the battle drifted out about as far away as I like to battle, Grant decided that it was too hard to see, and broke off and sailed back closer to where he could see better. Ten seconds later the jeep carrier headed in, and the Bellerophon and the Alabama/North Carolina were caught momentarily on the wrong side. The VU sailed towards the carrier and got close enough to fire two triple salvos at the convoy ship. A cheer came up from the Axis watchers, "He got the bugger!" But it wasn't enough, and jeep carrier sailed past the screening ships and the attackers and made it easily into port.

It wasn't over for Dave Lawrence, however, the Bellerophon and her teammate were once again giving her problems and Grant's Indomitable quickly rejoined the fight. "Get the VU," we heard other people calling, and the VU broke off and headed back towards the narrow portion where there was a few Axis boats to help her out. As she joined up with her sister VU it was difficult to keep track of which one was which, as they both seemed to be pumping. Grant and I fired on whichever one we could get close to. As the Bellerophon ran out of ammo, I parked it for a bit down in a quiet part of the narrow end, and watched as Grant and the other ships chased down the hard-working VUs. That's when I heard Lee ask Dave why he didn't stop to pump out.

Then Andy Ray's Nagato came zipping in, and fired a few shots at the stationary Bellerophon. Andy is a tough captain, but the Bellerophon was able to keep mostly away from her many guns, and after thirty seconds of pursuit, the Nagato broke off and headed back out after other game.

Returning to watching Grant, it was looking like Dave Lawrence was going to survive a close one, as he was almost off his five. Then Grant's Indomitable rammed him. The VU came off the water, and Dave announced that there was damage. The Indomitable was pulled into shore to wait for the VU to repair and relaunch, but a minute or so later the call came that campaign was over.

We talked to Dave later to apologize for the ram.

"Oh, those things happen," he said, brushing it off. "You guys sure made me work for that one. I was really worried there for awhile." Grant was sure pleased with his comments.

As the battling was over, people packed up quickly and headed back to the motel. On the drive back I asked the boys, "So how did you like campaign?"

"Great!" said Grant. "I especially liked driving the Yorktown, and chasing after that Viribus Unitas was fun too." He was very bubbly and had obviously enjoyed himself a great deal.

Andy was a different story. "I didn't like it at all." he said quietly. "I just wanted to shoot things, and nobody would stick around, and then Curly wouldn't leave me alone." Andy obviously remembered how tough Curly's Posen was from our last battle back at Port Polar Bear, and wanted to play with anybody but him.

That evening, with a light day in front of us, I told the boys to bring in the gear and then we headed out to the pool. There were plenty of folks out there, and more folks came along afterwards as well. The boys started out slowly with the other kids. Then Kevin Bray brought out Leroy Kissler's dive gear to play with. After he did a few dives he started teasing the kids, and before I knew it Andy was under the water and breathing from the regulator. "Oh great," I moaned to Leroy, "Now there's another expensive hobby he's going to fall in love with."

"You know," said Leroy with a smile, "It's really not anywhere as expensive as your guys' hobby after you've got your gear and your classes out of the way. Filling up those air bottles is about all you need and that's mere pennies compared to your ships."

Before long all the kids were trying the scuba gear, and submerging into the deep end of the pool. After everyone had a turn, and some had had two turns, Kevin spoke briefly with Leroy, and then ran off, returning a few minutes later with Leroy's scuba-scooter. As Kevin ran a few trial runs with the battery-driven scuba aid, Leroy leaned over and said, "When I brought that out at the pond, most of the guys were trying to figure out how to mount a gun on my 'sub'."

The kids all turned out to be naturals with the scuba toys, and they all had a ball. Eventually they tried to see how many people they could link up, like a train, and pull them around with the scooter.

After a while, a few adults tried out the gear. Curly took a few puffs from the scuba tank, and then said, "Hey, this is great stuff!" Then he motioned to the fellows sitting next to the table. "You guys gotta try this!" The crowd on shore broke up in laughter. Then Curly went under with the scooter. When he came up he was all smiles.

Later, Bryan Finster's friend Trista got in the pool and put on the scuba gear, but every time she tried to put the scuba's mouthpiece in her mouth, Curly would say something funny that would make her laugh. Finally she pushed Curly and told him to 'go away' so she could try out the gear.

Well, the boys were still enjoying the pool when the men started drifting off for supper. Ron Horbul showed up, and was ready to go. "After three nights of McDonald's junk there's no way I'm not getting a good meal tonight! It's going to be a big steak tonight!"

The boys were having such a good time I let them play in the pool until my stomach was really grumbling. "Time to go, I'm starved," I finally said. After a shower we headed out to where they wanted to go, Pizza Hut. It was not a big surprise, and I was feeling generous.

That evening, when we got back, we finally got a phone call through to home. When Andy got on the phone he started talking to his mother about all the great things that had happened. "I went scuba diving in the pool, and then we got to play with Leroy's scooter. Out at the lake, I got into lots of battles. I took a shot in the chest. And Leroy brought over a water moccasin that he'd caught. No, he'd already chopped off its head with a shovel. He did say a frog hopped out of the mouth after they chopped it off ...."

Sure enough, a minute later Andy handed me the phone. "Mom wants to talk to you," he said quietly.

When I said hello, the first words my wife said was, "What are you doing to my babies?" Uff-da. It took me a while to talk my way through all that. When it was over Grant got in a turn, and then after signing off, we hit the sheets.

Wednesday


With no morning battling on the schedule, we slept in late. After we got up, we decided that this was the morning to try out the free breakfast at the motel's restaurant. Bryan Finster, Lou Meszaros, Andy Ray, and another person whom I can't remember now were already there. My apologies for my fading memories, the conversation was good.

After breakfast we went out and ran some errands, getting another box of water, some more snacks for the lake, and other random supplies. Afterwards, we went back to work a bit on the ships. I finally got around to trying to fit in Grant's third gun, but the angles I needed for the magazine were such that I gave up the task until I had time for the job back home.

Over in Chris Grossaint's room, Chris reports that after checking to the regular maintenance of all systems on the Washington, it was time to correct many of the mistakes that reared their ugly heads during her first combat test. The expensive plastic stitching armor that had so startled Leroy the diver was removed and cheap, 2-liter soda-pop bottle armor was installed. The radio box water tightness was improved and a regular Futaba radio was installed within its protective balloon. Olympic was a quite different ship on Thursday.

Finally it was time for the BOD meeting. Grant and Andy were the only non-BOD members there, and played quietly in a corner of the room while the annual business meeting was run. As for the meeting itself, it went pretty smoothly, as some items were decided, and others were organized for further action. (That reminds me, I got some things to do for that....)

After the BOD meeting, it was time to get the boys out to the pond. I had told them that they were not going to be fighting in the night battle that evening, but to make it up for it they could do all the one-on-ones we could manage before 6:30. On the drive out, we started talking again about the campaign battles of the day before. Grant was busy trying to decide which aircraft carrier he would build. Then Andy spoke up.

"You know," he said quietly, "I've decided that I like campaign better than I did yesterday."

"Really?" Grant and I said, together. If you know Andy, this was a major move.

"Yep, today I give campaign a one out of ten. Yesterday it was zero out of ten."

Out at the lake, we found Ron Horbul battling away happily with Lief. Ron had continued to have radio problems all day Tuesday, and despite trying several people's transmitters and combinations and special positioning, had been unable to nail down the problem. Today with the limited crowd the radio was working fine, and even though he sank soon after we arrived, he was still happy.

There were others out at the pond as well. Kevin Bray wrote to me that he'd come out to the lake around 10:00 A.M to find only the USS Macon but no Bart Purvis. When Dana Graham, Dave Asman, Lee McKinzie, and Dave Lawrence showed up, a class 4 death match was called for. Randy Stiponovich also showed up and was involved as well.

In the words of Kevin, this is how it went:

Basic Rules were this:

1. 2 minutes would be called instead of 5.
2. CO2 and bb's could be reloaded each sortie.
3. Batteries would have to remain in the ship throughout the battle.

The event started with everyone looking for targets of opportunity. Each ship lasted the first sortie without much difficulty. The second sortie, Dana Graham forgot to turn his pump on then there were 5 ships left. The forgetfulness was catching because in the third sortie, David Asman went down from pump forgetfulness as well. The forth and fifth sorties were slugfests. Each remaining ship took turns giving and receiving. By the fifth sortie, Lee's ship succumbed to the waves. In the sixth sortie Lee asked to re-enter due to a ram not being called. We were all there to have fun so we said sure. Both Lee and Dave sunk in that sortie. Our batteries were getting low and it looked like the guy with the most amps would win. I had 20 amp hours in my ship and I knew my ship could last. In the seventh sortie, David asked to come back and since Randy Stiponovich and myself were all that was left, we obliged him. We both concentrated our fire on David and he quickly sank again. That left Randy and myself to battle it out for the "title".

The eighth sortie we both "jockeyed" for position. There was a lot of "give and take" going on. My ship had developed a "list" and that worked to my advantage. I protected the side that was exposed and Randy was denied a target with the other. Toward the end of the sortie, it seemed obvious Randy's ship was doomed. The battery was rather weak but the captains spirit was strong. So we went into the ninth sortie.

The ninth sortie, I backed the Moltke into position and released several rounds of bb's. Some of them were finding their target and some where hitting his casement area. In the end, he sank. It was a very hard fought battle that lasted for around 4 hours. It was the most intense battling I had ever participated in and I enjoyed it thoroughly.

While the death match was going on, there weren't a lot of others available to battle the boys. Andy fought a sortie with Lief while Ron was off fixing up after a sink. Andy was a bit more cautious than usual, but Lief put some good holes into him while Andy zipped back and forth trying to hit the veteran. Lief and I tried to coach him to stop when his guns came to bear and the other ship was relatively motionless, but with a thumb continually on the throttle Andy's opportunities were short. But he enjoyed the match and seemed pleased with the comments Lief had given him.

Grant managed to snag a match with James Clarke, who was driving the Houston. I cautioned him on how to attack the faster cruiser, but the lesson James gave him probably stuck a lot better. The dual-sterned cruiser let the battlecruiser chase and chase while the cruiser picked her shots well. However, after 'the Dads' limited the boundaries for the cruiser to run, the Indomitable, armed only with sidemounts, managed to catch the cruiser a few times in sidemount passes.

After the score was tallied, the cruiser had more hits with 15 aboves for 150 points. However, the Indomitable had scored three aboves and 3 belows to gain 180 points. Both boys seemed pleased with the outcome.

After Matthew Clarke had a turn fighting the Houston against an Jamie Foster's Mogami, James was back to take on Andy's Inflexible. Andy learned the same lessons as his brother had, but James had also picked up a few pointers too, and took the match at 355 to 170.

When James Foster had arrived with Jamie, he had moaned, "I don't know why I brought my ship, no one has challenged me in two years." David Asman took the challenge and after Andy gave him the radio clip the two went off to fight, but I didn't catch the results. It probably helped that David was using his Z-boat and not his Westfalen.

Grant, in the meantime, had talked Dana Graham into pulling back out his Invincible. Dana was his usual gruff self, and the two similar ships fought hard. At one point Grant said, "I think I shot your superstructure."

"You better not have," growled Dana, which got a subdued chuckle from Grant, and a larger grin from his father and Andy. Andy says he even saw a smile on Dana's face. After the match was over, Dana reported a count of 9 aboves and 4 belows, while Grant said he easily had more than that. I was impressed, as Grant has never been skilled in the use of the sidemounts, but seemed to be catching on. I decided that not having a bow or stern gun for a few battles was probably a good thing for Grant.

In the meantime, Lief and Ron were still fighting away. Ron came back up after a second sink, and although his pump had worked in this battle, its output wasn't so hot, and so we discussed the possibility of if it could be wired up backwards. After tinkering with the system, Ron went back out and got sunk again. "I don't care," he said afterwards. "I learned a lot. It almost makes up for my problems on Tuesday."

Well, the other folks were packing up, and a check of the time showed that the magical hour of 6:30 had come. We went back to the motel and unloaded. To save time, we went and ate in the motel restaurant. We ordered burgers, and also some breaded cauliflower for an appetizer. The appetizers were interesting in that they were steaming hot on the outside but still frozen on the inside. After having them reheated, they were great.

Back in our room, I brought out the electrical connection for the lights. A test of the system had two of the four wired up lights working. I decided that was good enough for me. As I was putting the ship back together and rearming the guns, Chris Pearce knocked on the door. "Better hurry," he said. "Sun is going down."

As we were driving out to the pond, the sun did go down. I got into a conversation with the boys when Andy said, "I've seen a vulture on every trip to the lake except this one." We finally determined that it was likely a hawk that he was seeing. But when the conversation was over I didn't recognize our surroundings in the different light conditions, and panicked, thinking that I had driven past the turn-off and hadn't realized it. After a few minutes with my adrenaline screaming and wondering if we should turn around, the boys assured me that they recognized a few things, and we continued on. They turned out to be correct, and we found the turn-off and all was well again.

After unloading the ship, we waited for the darkness to settle. Andy and I both had flashlights along, and Grant used mine to help out Kevin Bray, who was struggling to fix his rudder. Leroy, not to be outdone and always helpful, walked up with a blazingly bright lantern. It was too bright for me, and it brought with it the bugs.

I found Ron Horbul, who had decided to leave Nats in mid-week but had stayed just to watch the night battle. "Curly was all set to go, but then he decided not to go. I can't figure him out," said Ron.

Night Battle

This year, the two fleets were more evenly matched for the annual excursion into darkness. There was no moon, and the glow from the baseball fields in Leeton were masked by the trees. There was just a hint of starlight on the pond, and only those ships that were in the right spots could be dimly seen when their lights were off.

The Allies on the water were: the North Carolinas of Chris Pearce, Tim Beckett, and Frank Whitsell. Brian Eliassen had his South Dakota, Chris Au had the Malaya, and Patrick Clarke was running the Houston. Then there was Lars with his 28 second Bellerophon.

The Axis lineup included Fluegel's Baden, the Nagatos of Dirty Dave Haynes and Andy Ray, Wade Koehn's Bismarck, Jeff Lide's Kirishima, Kevin Bray's Moltke, Lief Goodson's von der Tann, James Foster's D. Victoria, and Randy Stiponovich's 1.5 unit destroyer Akizuki.

As the Allies assembled on the wider, right side of the pond, I took the Bellerophon around to the back of the Allied Fleet. Lights flashed on and off on the lake as people waited. The Axis were all clustered to the left in the narrower portion. The call for battle came.

Remembering my problems with timers in the past two years, I had Andy keep right next to me with the timer and his flashlight with the shaded lenses. He was using all three. Kevin Bray had asked if Grant would help him out, and I had quickly agreed. Not wanting to lose Andy by walking back and forth, I remained mostly stationary, only moving up the shoreline once during the battle.

As the battle began, both fleets juked about nervously, waiting for someone to move. Then the rudder malfunctioned on Kevin's Moltke, and he called five out of control. Other ships broke formation, and the attacks started. I watched as the little Akizuki dart back and forth, looking for a target for her spurt gun. I let the Bellerophon drift in close with its lights off, but when the little destroyer seemed to be close I could no longer see my own ship. Flicking on the lights showed that she was in perfect position for her sidemount gun, but I only got a few shots off as the Akizuki quickly sensed her danger and accelerated away.

I tried the same trick again, floating in slowly on another Axis ship, but the Allies kept cutting me off. At one point I was floating next to the Malaya, which had just backed off after a big exchange of sidemounts. Tim Beckett later told me that Chris Au was just about to open fire on the Bellerophon when Tim identified the ship for Chris.

Despite the score, it seemed like the Axis were the aggressors in this battle, as the battle slowly moved from the left until Andy and I were standing in the thick of things. Then when Kevin's five minutes expired, battle paused as Leroy went in to recover the ship. Standing there waiting, I found that Andy and I were standing next to Lief and Fluegel.

"Where are you, Lars?" asked Lief. I had been quite helpful in years past, so I'm not surprised that he asked.

"Out there somewhere," I said. Darkness was my friend this year.

Then the light from an Axis spotlight lit up the Bellerophon. "Is that the Bellerophon?" asked someone else. "Where are you, Lars?"

"Right out..." I heard Andy start to say. Andy said later that he was going to point at the Baden, but I stopped him before he could finish. The Baden and the Bellerophon weren't far apart and I thought he was going to give me away.

"Don't tell them where I am," I said, under my breath. In a louder voice, in answer to the query, I said, "No, that's the Baden."

For the rest of the sortie, Andy took great delight in saying, "No, that's Fluegel's Baden" whenever the Bell turned up in the spotlights.

Every so often, when the action drifted off, I flicked on the lights to 'find my ship' again. This was happening all over, and had been all battle. It was like the lake was covered by large, bright, fireflies.

At one point, however, I lost the ship, and didn't feel safe enough to try the lights. "Where am I?" I said to Andy.

"Right there," said Andy, and then looked up. He had his own moment of panic, as he thought I looked like Lief and that Lief, just up the shoreline, was actually me.

The battle continued to slowly work its way to our right, but we were in the thick of things for a time, trying to sneak in on Fluegel's Baden, but the old sea-dog was suspicious every time we got close, and spun his haymaker in the Bell's direction. I did get in a few sidemounts on Lief though. "That was a good one, Lars," hollered Lief.

The action continued, and now it seemed like we were entirely surrounded by Axis. James Foster's D. Victoria was especially interesting, with a row of small blinking LED's on top of the fore and aft turrets. There were about six of the little lights on each turret, and they were all on dim, except that they alternated in going to full bright, and so they looked those moving light setups for aircraft runways, or movie theater aisles. Two or three Axis had very bright spotlights that were used to find targets hiding out in the dark, and they could pick up ships twenty to thirty feet away easily. It was really eerie to see your own ship light up in those ghostly lights. Sometimes the Axis hollered out that they saw you, other times they chased another ship that was closer and yours disappeared again into the murk.

Then "Man in the water" was called again.

"Why?" people called out, as the action stopped.

"Lief sank," came the answer. Later Lief said that his von der Tann had run ashore, and 'when it kicked off the bank, it rolled and sank." He didn't look too happy. I also noticed that when the ship was under the water there was no sign of her lights.

I used my bow gun quite a bit in this battle, sneaking up on ships, and after I'd dumped the majority of my sidemounts and I'd spent a several minutes without identifying a fellow Allied, I decided to call five and head out to the far shoreline to meld with the shoreline and sit out my five. A few times I was chased, but was able to shake off pursuit. The toughest part was trying to bring in the ship after the five had expired. I had no idea what kind of damage I had, and didn't want to turn my lights on and thus my pump off for too long of time. By the time I'd figured out what direction the ship was going, it was already turning away from me again. In big swooping turns the ship gradually made its way to shore. Andy had been a great help, standing alongside and giving me calls on the timer, and so I allowed him to reach down and touch the ship when it came in.

The battle was petering out, and there were no more sinks. After we carried the ship back to the pit area, we looked around for Kevin and Grant. There, we found out about Kevin's troubles.

Kevin sent me the following on his night battle:

This year, some of the best allied captains showed up. It was quite dark with the lack of moonlight and no city lights to help. Battle was called. It did not take long for the ships guns to report they had found something to shoot at. Lots of lights flickered back and forth. The Moltke called "5 out of control" immediately. This caused Chris Pearce to move down the shore line looking for her. Brian Eliassen was using military style "night vision" goggles. He said he had ordered them for just this occasion. They seemed to work well because he was enjoying himself greatly. I can't really say who sunk or not but I remember the gnats controlling the area after we were through battling. It was good to participate in night battle and even better to have it over with.

Yes, Brian had indeed used night goggles (with a price tag of $1700), a fact I didn't learn until after the battle was over. My first reaction was negative, all I could see was either an 'arms race' or another rule proposal. Brian said that they were a big help but that he still had a terrible problem with ship identification, a skill he is rather poor at during the day.

Allied fleet beat the Axis fleet by a score of 5,110 to 1,985

Top Five High Point ships                Score            Total
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Chris Pearce                            18- 5- 5            555
Chris Au                                17- 2- 5            470
Brian Eliassen                          16- 1- 3            335
Frank Whitsell                           5- 0- 3            200
Lars!                                   14- 0- 1            190

Lief Goodson (sunk)                     14- 5- 6           1365
Dirty Dave Haynes                       79- 3- 6           1165
Andy Ray                                61- 6- 2            860
Wade Koehn                              40- 3- 6            775
Fluegel                                 21- 1- 3            385

After the ships were all off the water, the lights came back on in the pits. Kevin Bray asked me to count him, as he was planning to spend the night in Leroy's camper. One solitary hit on the waterline was all I found.

As we walked away from the tents back to the mangy Ranger, I stopped the boys. "Here's what I've been talking about, getting out into the country where you can really see the stars." I showed them the Milky Way and the giant dust cloud, something we can't see back in the city. A few other star watchers joined us for a minute or two, but the gnats and mosquitoes drove us on to our vehicles.

Back at the motel, it was a rush to get the ships counted, the scores turned in, and then start the patching. By this time the boys were getting more and more tired of the long days, but they refused to go to bed until I was back in the room. There was not to be any late-night meals this year. I was ready to hit the hay myself.

Thursday


It was hard to get up that morning. A shower, a quick breakfast in the motel restaurant (no sign of other battlers), and then we rushed back to our room. We ran into Bart on the way back, he was not having a good time with the heat and was taking it easy that morning. He wished us well, and we did the same for him.

As we started to pack up for the trip out to the lake, Grant suddenly turned to Andy and said, "Hey Andy, Nats is more than half over! Man, the time went quick!"

"Speak for yourself," I grumbled, under my breath. The boys heard it anyways, and smiled nervously. "But that doesn't mean I haven't had fun," I said to their relief.

Out at the lake, we were once again the last battlers to arrive. I was surprised, however, that we got there before the A Fleets started. The bbs started firing after we had set up. On this day, our table and Curly's table had moved to under the large Administration tent. Curly had come up with Ron, but he was going home with us. We had sent Curly's tent home with Ron, to save space.

Fleet Battle #4 Allied A vs. Axis B, First Sortie

The order was swapped on this day, a reverse of the battles on Tuesday, so that the two split fleets could face their alternates in campaign.

On this day, the Axis changed their strategy. Instead of maintaining a compact formation, they stretched out the Allies and they had a better time of it.

As for the Allies, they were running a bit short-handed. Bart and Austin Keels were taking it easy, and Greig Stephens and Jim Coler were not on the water either. They were, however, out at the lake, giving Chris Grossaint a hard time.

Kevin Hovis reports that he was glad for the change in Axis strategy. Teamed with Dirty Dave, the Bismarck and Mutsu held to the usual position in the narrows for a short period. After about ten minutes they ran out into the open water to attack the Allied heavy hitters. Tim Beckett and Chris Pearce were the main attackers, but Dirty and Jeff Lide and Lou Meszaros hit them pretty hard. The Bismarck only took light damage. Kevin says he emptied his sterns too soon and called five about the time that Alan Oster's North Carolina went down.

I asked Alan about his sink, and he wrote that he had an uncharged battery for some reason that he has not yet figured out. He was able to maintain speed for only the first six minutes or so of the sortie. When he realized he was losing speed he tried to make for the open lake but was cut off by Andy Ray and Jeff, both of them raked the North Carolina terribly but Alan was able to turn away right into the path of Kevin Bray and Lief and others who also were getting some good shots. His return fire was weak and ineffective and with the Allied fleet supporting units engaged elsewhere the North Carolina went down about 10 yards from shore.

Allied B vs. Axis A, First Sortie

For the first time all week, the three Dahl ships were on the water at the same time. I could hardly believe it took this long. We had previously decided to call our ships 'the LEGO Squadron'. The boys had several small Lego captain figures that they had tied to their ships, and even I agreed to carry one at some point during the week, "after we've come up to speed". I'd even come up with a acronym for the LEGO name, the "Lars' Eager Gunner Offshoot Squadron."

Battle was called and our ships charged out. Andy and I stuck together, while we cautioned Grant to keep close too. But then the Axis were upon us and plans went to heck. The key point of this sortie was when Andy started fighting Lief. Due to frequency swaps it seemed like we spent all week fighting Lief and Curly. Anyway, Andy got so engrossed in battling Lief that he sailed into the shore line and got caught in the long grass. He kept trying to battle, and it took some time to just get him to stop and work on getting back out to open water.

In the meantime, Lief and Charley Stephens and James Foster all swarmed in on the trapped ship. The action was hot enough to draw in Chris Au's Malaya to attack the attackers. As the gap widened, Andy broke the Inflexible away from the beach, his pump working hard. A few seconds later, he said his thirty seconds was up, and for the first time I realized that he'd called the moss rule. Steve Milholland was nearby, and when the Inflexible hit shore Steve bent down to clear the props for Andy. Andy accidentally hit the throttle as he watched Steve work, and Steve yelped as the props spun momentarily. "Sorry," said Andy quickly. Steve finished the job for Andy and pushed the Inflexible out into deeper water.

By this time, everyone could see a large dime sized hole about a quarter inch above the Inflexible's waterline. Andy called five fairly quickly after that, and it was a struggle for him as the Axis hounds kept the pursuit on. I kept hoping that the Inflexible wouldn't take a big turn and have the hole go under. Kevin Bray saw the same thing, and was hoping for just such an occurrence. But the Inflexible fought clear and came to shore after her five was over, and Andy gave her a quick tap. She was in clear.

I don't remember if it was after Andy had gone off five, or during the chase, but in the middle of a furball the Bellerophon rammed Lief's von der Tann with a good thump. "I'm going to check that one, Lars," hollered Lief.

"I would too," I said.

As Lief twisted the von der Tann for inspection, I saw a big crack right on the ship's side, stretching from the deck rim to well below the waterline. "I see damage," I said. "Right there under your wing turret."

Lief studied the section momentarily, and then announced, "Aw, I'm going to forego patching."

I was shocked. I would have patched that ram. "You are the manliest battler I have ever met," I told Lief, as the von der Tann resumed battle, pumping hard.

On the score sheet Lee McKinzie is reported as sinking in the first sortie, but he reports that he was in on the sink of an I-boat. The only I-boat to sink on Thursday was Andy's, and I know that happened in the second sortie.

Allied A vs. Axis B, Second Sortie

Kevin Hovis writes that although he had only taken light damage in the first sortie, he had taken several triple stern shots which had left several large holes just above the waterline. Kevin says the start of this sortie was pretty much like that of the first as the Axis did pretty much the same things. Kevin made the mistake of trying to run with the fleets too much and sank two minutes after calling five about fifteen minutes into the sortie. "Running pumped too much water into the ship!" writes Kevin.

If you look at the official score sheet, you'll see Grant Dahl listed in this battle, but I know for a fact that he fought with his father and brother in the Allied B fleet. I also believe that Chris Grossaint, listed with the Allied B fleet, was supposed to be here as he fought most of the week with the Allied A fleet.

I did see the dark blue Invincible of John Whitsell being pursued during the end of his five minutes by about five Axis fast battleships, and for a few moments I was afraid that he would be cornered and put down, but the nimble little I-boat avoided them all rather easily and escaped. Later I learned that John had had a good time putting most of his bow gun into Kevin's Bismarck before she sank.

Axis A beat the Allied B fleet by a score of 14,075 to 10,035.

Top Five High Point ships                Score            Total
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Alan Oster (sunk)                       46- 3-24           2735
Dana Graham                             42- 8-34           2320
Chris Pearce                            54-12-28           2240
John Whitsell                           27- 7-12           1045
Tim Beckett                             15- 3- 8            625

Gary White                             285-13-20           4175
Kevin Hovis(sunk)                      120-20-25           3950
Bryan Finster                           79-10-39           2990
Rick King                               59- 4- 5            940
Mark Roe                                25- 6- 4            600
Allied B vs. Axis A, Second Sortie

In the middle of preparations for this sortie, Lief came over with a big grin on his face. "Hey Lars, I know you told me about it," he started out sheepishly, "but if I'd seen the hole you were talking about there is NO WAY I would have gone back out on that lake without patching. And it was right where you said it was! I don't know how I missed it."

After re-examining the ram up close, I had to agree. He was very lucky to survive. "I am going to have to ding you for a ram penalty," he said quietly.

"No problem, go ahead and patch it up," I said. Some people don't like taking rams because they figure it knocks them out of the running for the trophies at the end of the week. I felt a brief pang myself when I thought of it, and it surprised me, as I have never really expected to win one, but there must be a painful little boundary between where one suspects and one knows.

A few other Allies came over to look at the hole on Andy's ship. Most suggested going out and calling five right away. Andy took their advice without much comment. Later when I asked him if he had reloaded, he said, "No, and I don't think I will either. I'd just be tempted to fight it out if I did." As he said this, I saw Lief walking by, and saw that he'd heard. The look of disappointment on Lief's face tempted me to tell Andy to just go have fun and fight it out until his ammo was gone. Memories of Bob Eakin doing that back at a Springfield Regionals came flooding back. But Andy hadn't been sunk at this Nats yet, and I could see him wanting to try and maintain that record. I decided to do my best to help him.

When the sortie started, Lief and Co. came after the Inflexible. Bellerophon waded in to help. Andy called five immediately, and fought to avoid the guns as best he could. The action was thick. I thought I was doing okay, firing on his attackers, and then Charley Stephens' von der Tann broke off and started chasing the Bellerophon, sailing alongside. The von der Tann was sailing just where the Bellerophon's sidemount could pound her bow. I happily allowed him to do so, not realizing that the VDT's bow sidemount was doing some nasty damage too. Soon others joined in, including the big Vittorio Veneto of Lou Meszaros, which I found surprising. The big boys don't usually wade into the tussles of the pig boats. Then the call came, "Man in the water!"

"Who sank?" I asked Andy.

"I did," said Andy, matter of factly.

"Oh, yeah? Where?" I realized rather embarrassedly at that moment that I'd totally lost track of him.

"Out there, see the bobber?" When I spotted the little yellow fishing bobber floating out in the middle of the pond I almost laughed. I'd put the float in the ship several years ago, and despite several sinks it had never once deployed. It would have been extremely useful in its last sink back at Port Polar Bear, but I'd long ago given up on it. Yet there it was, making an easy retrieval for Leroy.

According to Lee McKinzie's report, the Inflexible was sunk by his Viribus Unitas and the Posen. Seeing the I-boat in trouble, Lee had left his partner Dave Lawrence to go and attack the stricken ship, and timed his attack to take advantage of the Posen's movements. He fired his triple bow guns into the Inflexible's bow for 12-15 shots before the Indiana of Ted Brogden drove him off towards deep water. It was during this chase that the Inflexible went down, and Lee was extremely pleased to have been part of the sink.

As Leroy was wading back with the Inflexible, Lou Meszaros and the other Axis were hollering for him to hurry up. The Bellerophon was pumping hard after her pounding, and the Axis were afraid and I was fervently hoping that the brief respite would allow the ship to pump out the water so that she could escape.

"Look at that pump stream, that's a good pump," I heard Lou murmur. "LEROY, Hurry up!" Then the Bellerophon, moving slowly solely from the pump stream, rolled to port and started to go down. "Ah, good, NEVER MIND LEROY!" said Lou.

Leroy recovered the Bellerophon and then I was headed back to join Andy on the bench. Once there, he showed me a large crack running from the dime sized hole to almost an inch below the waterline. "Someone rammed me right in the worst spot, and I didn't see it," he said. I made a mental note that that was a good spot to replace with a new balsa panel, hopefully that night.

Revenge came fairly quickly, and from an unusual source. As we worked at the bench, a big cheer came from the shore line. Word filtered up that Lou Meszaros' Vittorio Veneto had been sunk. Later that afternoon at the pool, we heard Lou describe how his main power switch had failed. He told how he'd been asking his teammates to give his ship a bump, hoping that a nudge would restore power, not knowing at the time that nothing would have helped. Apparently there had been an Allied feeding frenzy as the zippy Italian battleship suffered its first Nats sink. Grant tells me that after being chased by Lief immediately after Andy and I had sunk, he was able to join in the pummeling of the Vittorio Veneto and put several sidemounts into the big ship. He was most happy when the Italian sank. Later that evening we heard from Frank Whitsell how much he had enjoyed parking his North Carolina alongside and pummeling the Axis ship along with the other Allied ships, and watching it sink. "After how much we chased that ship last year in Georgia, it sure was nice to see it go down," said Frank's father Rick.

Lee McKinzie reports that his Viribus Unitas finally annoyed Ted Brogden enough that Ted decided to teach him a lesson. Lee did his best to shake off the pursuit but Ted held on like a bulldog until Lee's ship went down pumping hard.

Also going down for the Axis in this sortie was Dave Lawrence's Viribus Unitas. Unfortunately I didn't see or hear how or why it succumbed.

There was a fair amount of damage in this battle, and the score was very close. Grant was definitely on the Allied B fleet, and not the A. In this battle Grant came in sixth place for the damage totals, 23-7-13, at 1055 points. If I am correct and Chris Grossaint remained on the Allied A fleet, adding Grant's score and subtracting Chris's score would make the score 13,810 to 13725. That's less than 100 points difference. If I was Axis I would demand a recount. BONZAI!

As it was, the official score sheet shows the Allied B beat the Axis A fleet by a score of 13,810 to 13,540.

Top Five High Point ships                Score            Total
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Lars! (sunk)                            76-13-25           3135
Andy Dahl! (sunk)                      114- 4-15           2790
Ted Brogden                             78- 6-17           1780
Brian Eliassen                          52- 6-15           1420
Don Cole                                77- 5- 4           1095

Lou Meszaros (sunk)                    235-12-20           4650
Wade Koehn                              65- 8-18           1750
Lee McKinzie (sunk)                     26- 3- 8           1535
Dave Lawrence (sunk)                    52- 0- 4           1520
Fluegel                                 27- 4-18           1270

Curly and Charley Stephens tied for sixth at 1200 points each. I was mighty gratified to see Charley's score, because out at the lake during the noon hour when people were counting the damage, someone asked me who'd sunk me. I'd told them that I'd spent a good deal of time playing with Charley, and thought I'd hit him pretty good. "Naw," said the other person. "I saw the score for Charley's boat, and he only got tagged for four aboves."

Needless to say, I was pretty bummed at the time, thinking that I'd wasted most of my shots and getting sunk in the process. Seeing Charley's official tally of 50-8-10 (which I am sure not all came from my guns) during the week following Nats restored some of my confidence, but I sure could of used it at the event.

Sometime during the stand-down for lunch, the Axis held a funeral procession as they solemnly walked to the Allied 'graveyard' to plant a cross for their friendly fire victim Randy Stiponovich. Jeff Lide himself planted the cross just outside of the Allied graveyard rope boundary. Curly got the whole thing on film, and told me later that the idea for the 'service' was Jeff's.

Allied A vs. Axis B, Second Campaign

Due to the restructuring of the fleets, and with the Axis frequency conflictees switching fleets, the Axis were left a bit short handed. It also didn't help that other than a destroyer (Dave Asman's Z-35) and a cruiser (Wade Koehn's Lutzow) the Axis fleet was 26 second ships or slower.

The Allies, on the other hand, had 5 24 second 6 unit ships, a heavy cruiser, an I-boat and an Alabama.

I didn't catch much of this battle. The Allies started off with running the convoy ships. Chris Pearce's LST made a run and the zippy little ship had the Axis captains shaking their heads in frustration. Questions on its speed were heard but no challenge was made. No more runs were made with the little ship.

Chris Grossaint reports that the Allies were running with a different strategy on this day. "Run 'em early and run 'em often," came the word from the admiral. Jim Coler was supposed to be at the helm of Olympic, but after setting up for the run they were told that the bases had been swapped and so they had to move the Olympic to the other end of Gary's pond. So Chris left Washington on the west end as he helped carry Olympic to the East. The order came down from the admiral, "Launch Olympic! Then Grossaint, go get your Washington and block!" Once again the creepy control problems had come back to the Olympic and Jim was having a heck of a time. Admiral Pearce offered to help and took over the helm of Olympic.

In the meantime, Chris was running in the 115 degree heat index bright Missouri weather clear across the battle pond to launch the Washington. The Washington was sitting in the shade of the trees, as most sensible beings were doing. Chris made good time because Olympic was just coming off her 30 second grace period when Washington arrived at her station off the Olympic's bow. The rest of the battle was pretty much a blur, but Chris remembers Foster beating up the Washington pretty good while trying to shoot the Olympic. Other than that Chris remembers doing a good job of effectively blocking several different Axis ships while the Olympic made three complete runs. Between runs the Washington even got in a few strafing runs in on the Axis targets.

John Whitsell, using his I-boat, managed to knock down the majority of the Axis shore targets, with the Houston heavy cruiser of the Clarke family probably cleaning up the rest. The Axis failed to score any targets of their own, a rarity. I think they knocked down all the targets in the three other campaign battles.

The Axis convoy runs failed to score as well, with the big Bremen going down on her first run just short of port. As she slide under the waves the sound recording came blasting out of the big ship once again. It was a siren like one hears from the movies whenever a submarine dives, followed by some martial music. It was a cool effect, Wade.

Not only were the convoy runs all sunk, but the Axis lost a few warships too. Wade's Lutzow went down, which I think I actually saw, not far from one of the shore targets. David Asman's Z-35 was also sunk, I thought I heard that it's batteries went dead. The last to go was Fluegel's Baden. That evening our supper partners, the Whitsells, told us how Fluegel had taken a bit of damage, and called five late in the battle. A pair of North Carolinas came along and for fun, started to prop wash the stalwart German dreadnought. Fluegel just laughed and told them to, "Go on and try, you're not going to sink her." To everyone's surprise, especially Fluegel's, the ship sank with less than thirty seconds to go.

The Allied A fleet beat the Axis B fleet 13,600 to zero.

Allied B vs Axis A, Second Campaign

The roles were somewhat reversed in this battle. The Axis had all their fast battleships on this fleet. All three Nagatos, the Yamato, the Bismarck, the Kirishima, and two Scharnhorst were among their number, which also included Lief's von der Tann and Kevin Bray's Moltke. Jamie Foster's Mogami rounded out the group.

The Allies still had some hitting power, with two South Dakotas, two North Carolinas, and Chris Au's Malaya. Then there were the Dahl boys.

Our admiral told us before the battle started that the odds were on the Axis side, and that the Axis warships would be looking for sinks. Andy wanted to go try shooting Axis targets with his stern gun. Grant wanted to do the same. "Maybe if we do like I usually do and wait until halfway through before launching, the Axis will be short on ammo and will want to save it for convoys." The boys agreed to try this out. As the campaign started, we heard Lief call out, "Where are the Dahl's?"

Kevin Hovis reports that this campaign battle was the highlight of his Nats. He started out on the water with his Bismarck, and got to attack the Olympic on her first run. He succeeded in putting several holes into the big ship, but had to come in for a 20 second push call. After about ten minutes on the water, he called five to get his big ship off the water so that he could make a convoy run. He had to rush the prep of the Altmarck so that the Axis didn't take a penalty for not running a convoy in the first 20 minutes. He pushed the ship out with less than a minute to spare. His escort was Gary White and Mark Roe again. Kevin had run the course on Wednesday, and found that it took a minute and a half for the Altmarck to run between ports. Their plan was to go out and sit for three minutes and then run to base and sit just outside until time was up. They did just that on the forward run and turned around for a return. They almost completed the return trip, but the Allies sank the Altmarck just outside of the home port. Kevin quickly patched the ship and started another forward run. This one was a little bit more hairy. The battery lost power with a minute left and the Altmarck then lost helm and reverse with forward being very slow. The tug crew came through this time and the Altmarck completed the run.

While the boys and I waited in the pits, Dave Lawrence came through the tents, shaking hands with folks. He said that the two Austrian dreadnoughts had been so hammered that the patches were no longer holding and that single shots were tearing away large holes. He said that he and Lee were both exhausted, and were going back to the motel for a short rest. Then later that evening they intended to shove off for home. We wished him well, and Dave promised Grant that he'd be back for a one-on-one next year.

We watched from a distance as the Olympic was once again made ready for some more runs. It was going to go in after the twenty minute mark for the second Allied run. "Hey guys," I said. "How about we launch after the Olympic launches, and while the Axis are chasing her, we'll go try to shoot some targets?" The boys agreed that this was a good plan.

We watched from a distance as the Olympic launched and headed towards the Allied home port. As expected, a flock of Axis ships chased after her. We went down to the Allied home port, from where the Olympic had launched, and launched ourselves. Our launching did not go unnoticed by the Axis.

Instead of setting off together, the boys were too anxious to wait for the old man to launch, and the two I-boats zipped off. Before I could even get the Bellerophon on the water, there were reports of problems. Andy's Inflexible started firing spurts of shots with no others close by, and reported control problems. Almost immediately a Yamato was after him.

"Get away from him," yelled Brian Eliassen at Andy, who then told him about his control problems. "If you have control problems, call 'five out of control', just don't sit there and take it!" said Brian, bringing in his South Dakota to help out. Chris Au was soon there too. Bryan Finster, in the meantime, was calling for more Axis help. I don't know if some Axis ships left the Olympic on her run, but it seemed like they were sprouting up everywhere. Grant was zooming his Indomitable in and around the flock of ships around his brother.

When I finally got the Bellerophon out of port, the furball was already thick. The Axis shore targets only had a solitary Scharnhorst floating nearby. I decided to see if at least one Dahl could down a shore target, and sent the Bellerophon straight in to attack with her bow gun. As soon as I'd fired a few shots, the Scharnhorst moved in and blocked, but the Bellerophon backed up and came around for some more shots. Another ship, Jeff Lide's Kirishima, backed in and started to aid the Scharnhorst, both ships lining up their sterns on the sides of the Bellerophon as I gamely but haplessly fired away at the shore targets. The Scharnhorst was firing away quickly, but I was astounded at the rapidity of the Kirishima's fire. I figured however that the Bellerophon could take a few shots while in pursuit of my goal. When the Bellerophon, still not having downed a single target, began to get low in the water, I naturally reached for the pump switch, but no pump stream issued forth from the now wallowing ship. I toggled the switch quickly back and forth several times, and then gave it up. I recalled that the CO2 tank had not wanted to go in as smoothly as usual before this battle, and as the room is tight in the Bellerophon's hull, I had knocked the pump back and forth a bit while trying to get the CO2 tank into its proper resting place. I guessed that I'd knocked the outlet loose and that the pump was now just worthlessly cycling the water around inside the Bellerophon's hull. The ship was going to sink and there was no stopping her. In the middle of this I now heard Grant calling "Five out of control" on the Indomitable.

I swung the Bellerophon around away from the Axis shore targets and circled back in towards shore, and then let the ship go down sternfirst right next to shore. She came to rest upright on the bottom, with her twin tripod masts still above water, and the Bellerophon's butterfly stayed dry. I wish I had a picture of that. Bellerophon had sunk no more than two minutes after launching. She would be easy to find, so I left her to go help coach the boys.

Before I took more than a step, Mark Roe, the captain of the Scharnhorst, excitedly came up, "Oh, boy, I've sunk my first ship at Nats! Let me shake your hand!" I could see he was tremendously excited, but I was at the totally other end of the emotional spectrum. Thoroughly disgusted with my own ineptitude, I took a step back and refused to give him my hand, while I explained my pump problem to him. "Well, it's at least a half sink!" he said, and then went back to guarding the Axis targets. Later I apologized to him that evening in the motel pool, and he in turn admitted, "It probably wasn't the best thing to ask of the captain you've just sunk."

As I rejoined my boys, Bryan Finster was still calling for help with tackling Andy's Inflexible, but Brian Eliassen and Chris Au were still there helping him. I looked for Grant, and found him. "What's wrong with your boat?" I asked.

"I threw a prop," he said. "I can hardly move!"

Nearby, Bryan Finster raised an eyebrow and turned to tell his friends, "Hey, this other I-boat is having problems too!" Kevin Bray's Moltke quickly joined in the chase of the Indomitable. Andy's five had now expired but he still had to bring in the Inflexible, which was now pumping hard. A few Axis tried to block him from reaching port, but he managed to work his way through. He missed the port entrance on his run in, but managed to back up through the port entrance, and once outside, reversed course and drove back in immediately. I was worried that this wasn't kosher, that he should have gone around the outside port stakes and then come in, but others told me that it was a legal move.

With Andy now safe, the Axis turned their attention to Grant, but the Allied warships also came in to help and the Indomitable managed to last out her five and make it into port. Once back in, we checked out the prop. We had been sure that he'd thrown a gear on the motor like Andy had done earlier in the week, but Grant instead noticed that the prop itself had come loose and was only rotating slowly on the fast moving prop shaft. It was only the closely mounted rudder that had kept it from falling off into the lake.

It was a totally frustrated and furious Grant who stalked off with his ship. Andy had gone on ahead, and I stopped momentarily to retrieve the Bellerophon, but Leroy caught me and told me he'd taken the Bellerophon back to our table already. Thanks, Leroy! I caught up with Grant at our table, and he was frantically trying to take the deck off.

"Calm down, it's just a game" I told him, but he hurriedly said he didn't have the time. So we sat there for a few minutes while he argued and puffed and I told him several more times to calm down and relax. At first I just thought he was upset about playing in campaign like he had on Tuesday. Then I figured out that he thought since he'd called five out of control he could then fix the problem and go back out. After I explained that he was incorrect and couldn't go back out, he stopped banging on the ship. "Go get some cold water out of the truck and have some to cool down," I said, and he stomped off to our truck. I'd thought I'd kept this little 'family squabble' fairly quiet, but after he left two other Allied captains showed up, one at each shoulder.

"They take it hard sometimes, don't they," said Rick Whitsell, who was also there with two boy battlers. "You took the right tact," he said before leaving as quietly as he'd come. I did appreciate his kind words.

When Grant returned with his water and two more bottles for Andy and me, he was once again on an even keel, and that was pretty much the end of it. I did feel for the lad, after having such fun on Tuesday, this campaign had been a totally different experience. And as I had time to sit and think about our misfortunes, I began to wonder about the gremlins that had been plaguing Ron Horbul earlier in the week. I was wondering now if he'd dropped them off at my table before he left for home.

Well, with the above going on, I didn't catch much more of the action on the water, although I thought I spotted Ted Brogden's convoy ship making a run. The Axis had pretty much their own way in this battle but my Bellerophon was the only warship sink of the battle.

The Axis A fleet won this battle 7,550 points to the Allied B fleet's 1,500 points.

After the battle was over, it was time to pack up and head home. We did so, greatly anticipating hitting the pool.

The pool was a busy place that afternoon. There were more folks out there than there had been on Tuesday evening. After nearly a week in the hot sun the water felt really good. The battling had finished up earlier this day than it had on Tuesday, and thus the sun was still high in the sky. Relaxing, soaking and baking were the order for the day for the older folks, while the kids got braver and more wild as their friendships continued to grow. Little Matthew Clarke was launched into several spectacular tosses before splashing down in the deep end of the pool.

When Kevin Bray and Leroy arrived, the kids asked to play again with the underwater scooter. Another motorized vehicle soon joined it when folks asked Charley Stephens to bring out his submarine. Built specifically for making convoy runs, the little ship hadn't been used because Charley had been unable to get it to submerge, even when its working dive planes were positioned to drive it under. The sub was zippy and fun to watch in the choppy waters of the busy pool. There was only one ramming incident, when someone got rammed square in the chest. There was no penalty assessed.

As the afternoon went on, more pool hi-jinks ensued. Everyone stopped as Brian Eliassen and Bryan Finster both got up and did a running double jump into the deep end of the pool, the resulting splash soaking those close to the action. There was a big cheer for the show. Down sunbathing at the end of the pool were three ladies in bikinis. There was a cheerleading competition at the local college, and while the cheerleaders were staying in the dorms, the accompanying moms, former cheerleaders themselves, were staying at the motel. The cheer was too much for one of the ladies, and she got up and did a fancy leap to touch her toes to her horizontally outstretched hands, before landing in the pool. We gave her a good cheer too, but it apparently wasn't good enough for her. I was close enough to hear her say to her friends as she got out of the pool, "Oh sure, I didn't get the same cheer those fat <expletive deleted>'s did!"

Somehow Rick Whitsell, not in swimming gear himself, got the folks to agree to an Axis/Allied belly flop challenge. The Axis went first, and the resulting splash was terrific. "You win!" shouted the Allied captains, seeing the result.

"What was that?" asked Curly immediately and for weeks afterwards.

Eventually folks started drifting away to go eat. Others drifted into a conversation with the cheerleading moms. The kids, naturally, didn't want to come out of the pool. I sat and talked mainly with Rick Whitsell. The lady who'd earlier done the dive turned out to be a bit of a flirt, and to amuse ourselves Rick and I got Bryan Finster to take a picture of her and Curly. When she saw the camera she popped up sprightly for the shot, giving Rick and me just what we wanted, blackmail material!

After all the adults had left for supper, the Whitsell, Dahl and Clarke kids were all still going strong. Rick and I sat and chatted while our stomachs both grumbled. The water scooter's battery went dead and the kids played on. Finally an offer of pizza got the majority to agree to come out.

For the third time that week we headed out to Pizza Hut, as the Whitsell's joined us. While we ate we heard how much Frank had enjoyed helping to sink Lou Meszaros' Vittorio Veneto. John had also helped sink the Bismarck in his battle. Our day hadn't been quite as good, but I had stories from other Nats. Andy mostly sat and listened quietly. Grant, on the other hand, likes to swap stories with whomever he's with, but just didn't have the same quality material the rest of us did. "Don't worry," I told him later while we were headed back to the motel. "If you keep coming to Nats you'll get better and better and you'll also have plenty of good stories to tell."

That night, back in the room, we set about patching and preparing for the last day. Andy got about half way through his patching when his asthma flared up. He said the paint fumes were responsible, and wanted to continue, but I sent him to his inhaler and off to bed. Grant finished up his boat while he talked about whether the Axis would be out to sink him the next day. I tried to tell him that it shouldn't be a big deal if he was sunk in the last battle.

After Grant went to sleep, I went to work on finishing the patch job on Andy's ship. Kevin Bray knocked on our door, looking for some C02. We had had some earlier in the week, but it had gone home that morning with Ron. Out at the lake I had trouble with a 3.5 oz. tank that leaked whenever I opened the main valve, and so I had swapped it out and used Curly's spare. As it still had nearly a full load I gave it to Kevin for him to use while he worked on his guns.

Later I needed something from Curly, but only Kevin, who was staying there that night, was in his room, still working on his guns. It was after midnight, and where was Curly? He was in the motel's lounge, listening to the various karioke singers.

The karioke thing must've been popular with the local crowd. Curly reports the crowd was a mix of sun-tanned farmer types and crew-cut air force types. The highlight of the evening was when Jeff Lide got up to sing. His first song, "Margaritaville", wasn't great but was tolerable. The second song was "Desperado". Curly reports that Jeff was a whole line behind about two lines into the song. It was so bad that Curly, Wade, Dirty and the others back at the table were cringing wondering if the crowd would get ugly.

Rescue came from an unexpected source. As Jeff continued to sing his volume got less and less, and then the microphone went dead. Confused, Jeff tapped on the microphone a few times, and then glanced back at the sound man. The sound man gave Jeff a big shrug as if he had no clue as to what the problem was. The song finished and Jeff went and sat down as the other Axis laughed and laughed. When the next singer came out strong and clear with the exact same microphone, and it became obvious to everyone that the sound man had simply turned the microphone off on Jeff, the whole table busted up again.

When they left the lounge, that wasn't the end for some of the Axis captains. Curly said a group of them stayed out talking by the pool with Leroy until about four in the morning. Jeff Lide fell asleep right next to the pool, and slept there for two hours before arising and staggering off to find a bed. "I don't know if he found his or not," said Curly.

Friday


That morning was a tough one to get up. I got up when the alarm went off. The boys needed plenty of nudging and verbal prodding, Andy was especially hard to rouse. When he finally did wake up he did give me a big 'Thank you' and a hug when he discovered that his ship was fully patched.

Out at the lake, the atmosphere was calm and relaxed as people prepared for the last fleet battle. The issue on who was going to win the week was no longer in doubt, the Allies had about a 25,000 point lead. Those on both sides that still had a functional ship were joking and laughing as they prepared.

The Axis had kept together their strong A fleet of the day before, but they lost Dirty Dave right at the start as a broken servo knocked the veteran battler out of the line-up.

Fleet Battle #5 Allied A vs Axis A, First Sortie

The Axis fleet boasted eleven ships with 58.5 units. The Allied A fleet put out eight ships with 43 units.

With nothing to hold back for the battling was hot and furious. Several of the Allied battlers came off the water talking about how fierce the action had been.

Kevin Hovis records that this was his best of the fleet battles. The Axis had decided to repeat the plan from Thursday and attack the heavy hitters. They went after Tim Beckett. Kevin's Bismarck took substantial triple damage during the first sortie and called five when the pump stream got heavy. Chris and Tim took this opportunity to attack him, but were in turn attacked by the Bismarck's teammates. After Kevin survived his five and brought his ship off the water, his inspection showed some really big holes near the waterline, but not much below.

Alan Oster writes that his battle on Friday began with his North Carolina nearest to shore and in line with the Allied heavies in line abreast with sterns toward the Axis units at the narrow end of the lake. War was declared and the Axis came hard on and engaged. His first target was Jeff Lide's Kongo who stayed in there and duked it out close in to shore. Alan kept his ship near shore and lost track of his friendly units who were targeting the Bismarck and Scharnhorst in the narrow neck area. The couple of slower Axis units in the narrow end came up and Alan beat feet a little farther out with Jeff Lide and Andy Ray now engaging. Then Yamato showed up and he realized it was time to make for the other side of the lake. Instead of just running the North Carolina had to trade shots with Yamato and Andy but got the worst of it and ran pumping very hard with Jeff in pursuit. After reaching the relative safety of the far reaches of the ocean Jeff and Yamato ran Alan until his ship went down about 25 yards out.

The other sink in the first sortie was Rick King's Scharnhorst. Rick writes that his sink really wasn't a sink. Rick was one of the battlers who kept having radio interference problems, and had missed both first sorties on Monday due to the problem. He had problems again in this sortie. Guns were firing intermittently, and the ship was moving by itself, but Rick somehow managed to make it through the sortie. By the time the second sortie was to start, he could tell that he was going to have more of the same problems. It was hot and Rick was really tired so he just said the heck with it and didn't go out for the second sortie. He didn't realize that this was counted as a sink, especially as he hadn't actually launched before the sortie started. If the score had been close he says that he would have pressed for a 'no sink' ruling or some other relief, but with Nats about over and as he hates whining he let it go.

Allied B vs Axis B, First Sortie

Well, the boys had disappeared before this sortie started. Grant had wandered off first, to go watch the A fleet fight. Later I sent Andy off to find his brother and bring him back, but they were a bit tardy in returning. Thus it was a rush to make the launch time with the three boats. Andy and I were down on the shore first, so I ran the Inflexible through the engine, pump and rudder test, followed by tweaking his guns. Then, by habit, we switched off his power and set him on shore. Grant had run off to get something for his ship, so I checked and tweaked the Bellerophon next. With only four minutes before battle, I chose not to re-pin the guns, but didn't want to set the boat in the water just yet. As I was setting her on the ground I brushed the gun stick on the radio, and the bow gun fired. It just happened to be pointing at Andy's hip, as he was crouching next to his ship.

"Ouch!" he cried, and stood up and rubbed the spot where he'd been hit.

"Sorry," I said, but as Grant had arrived I didn't have much time to do or say more.

After running through the check on Indomitable, we launched her, followed by the Inflexible. As I was turned around and reached for Bellerophon, Andy said, "Dad, the Inflexible isn't working."

The ship had already floated out of easy reach, and I guessed that I simply just hadn't turned the power switch back on. I looked around for Leroy, but didn't see him anywhere, so I quickly stepped out into the pond, thus getting more than my shoes wet for the first time that week. The ship kept floating away from me, and I had to go out about waist deep (my wallet was wet) to catch the ship. From the shore, I heard Don Cole and Brian Eliassen call out, asking what was wrong.

"Just need to hit the power switch," I hurriedly called back, wading back ashore as Andy hit the Inflexible's throttle. Reaching shore, I grabbed the Bellerophon, launched her, and then grabbed my radio transmitter back from Andy, with about 10 seconds left in the countdown to battle. Then the Axis called for a five minute delay.

The Axis B fleet boasted 6 ships with 25 units. The Allied B fleet was sailing with eight ships totaling 39.5 units.

The Axis fleet was all 28 second and 26 second ships, and so they knew there was to be no running and they fought accordingly. Lief was his usual persistent self, and Charley continued to be the tough nut that he had been all week. Fluegel fought alongside them both. The Allies, in turn, with only one 24 second North Carolina and the rest being slow boats, waded into the furball too, and seemed to concentrate on Randy Stiponovich's von der Tann. I was standing next to Andy as our ships also entered the furball, while Grant once again walked away as he fought again on the battle's fringes. Grant had been somewhat nervous all morning that the Axis would be coming after him as he hadn't sunk yet, and had even talked about going out and calling five right away. I had convinced him that he should go out and fire at least half of his ammo before he called, and as I lost track of him I hoped that he'd follow that advice.

The shots were flying thick and hard in the middle of the furball, and after a few exchanges with the Axis ships I looked for Andy's Inflexible to join up with and regroup for a combined attack. Andy had drifted away, uncharacteristically, to the far left fringe of the battle. Curious, I sailed the Bellerophon over towards the Inflexible as I joined him up the shoreline.

"What's the problem?" I asked, as I joined him.

"Nothing," he said.

"Nothing? Normally you're right in the thick of things."

"Well," he said, "First you shot me and then when the battle started I got hit three times hard, and I just decided to get out of the middle."

I told him that we could stand over here away from the main group and attack any Axis ship that squirted out on our side. This happened a few times, and he helped me, slowly at first, to attack the few Axis that came our way. But he broke off quickly whenever the Axis ships headed back towards the main fray.

I was a bit worried about him, but I also checked once or twice on Grant whenever I could spot his ship, and he seemed to be having a blast running the Indomitable back and forth in his usual manner.

Over on the other side of the furball, I thought Randy's von der Tann went down, but the score sheet says he sank in the second sortie. Curly's Posen also got some attention, finally, as he burned out his rudder servo when his ship was rammed by Brian Eliassen's ship, and the Posen could only change direction by dropping the ship into reverse, which crabbed the ship to port. "It was like driving one of those really cheap Radio Shack r/c cars," said Curly. Brian Eliassen spent some time trying to put the little waterbug under the waves, and despite taking the most damage he had all week, Curly survived. The Posen, however, did not come back out for the second sortie, because after losing four servos during the week, Curly simply did not have any left.

Allied A vs. Axis A, Second Sortie

From Kevin Hovis's account he tells about going to Admiral Andy Ray and telling him that the Bismarck would launch but call five immediately, and had no plans to do much movement at all. Andy then ordered several other ships to protect the Bismarck. Kevin kept the Bismarck on shore until about thirty seconds before the battle started, and then as battle was called he called five immediately. Several Allies came in to attack, Kevin says it felt like the whole Allied fleet passed by the Bismarck at one time or another. Two minutes into the Bismarck's five, one of the Axis noticed Tim Beckett's North Carolina was in trouble on the other side of the lake. Kevin told his protective screen to go after him, since most of the Allies had pulled back to protect Tim. The Bismarck had about two minutes of unmolested time before a couple of small British battlecruisers came by to harass the big ship. Kevin put out a call for help and Kevin Bray and Charley Stevens came and chased them off. "I came off my five WITHOUT SINKING!" concludes Kevin.

As mentioned above, Tim Beckett was a major target, and was having a tough time of it. He had called five but was heavily pursued. His North Carolina was low in the water by the far shore, and as the seconds counted down another captain was sent to the far shore to tap the ship when its five had completed. Due to problems and fears that someone would hurt themselves scrambling to get to the far side during a battle, it had been ruled earlier in the week that transmitters had to stay on the near shore. As the timer hit zero and the ship was tapped, the stern was slipping under and the pump stream was dying too as the ship slid under. Someone asked if that was a sink, and it was first ruled that it wasn't. The call was later reversed and the Axis were awarded the sink points.

The Axis onslaught continued in the second sortie as the fast Axis ships sought to reverse a week of defeats to the Allied A fleet. Dana Graham was a big target, and at one point we thought that the Prince of Wales had lost power as she floated dead in the water while the Yamato and another ship maneuvered to pummel her. The POW's pumps were pumping a healthy stream, but as we watched Dana laughed and drove his ship away. "Ah, he was just toying with us," said Bryan Finster.

Dana has always had a few problems with ship identification, in this battle he had a problem not with identification, but with ramming and sinking another 6 unit ship. I don't know who the victim was or what sortie the event took place in.

Axis A beat the Allied A fleet by a score of 12,965 to 8,825.

Top Five High Point ships                Score            Total
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Dana Graham                             58-15-60           3955
Tim Beckett (sunk)                      41-15-31           3335
Alan Oster (sunk)                       28- 1-20           2305
Don Cole                                60- 4- 7           1050
Chris Grossaint                         23- 3-13            955

Kevin Hovis                            179-18-24           3440
Bryan Finster                          108- 4-10           1680
Rick King (sunk)                        11- 1- 0           1035
Gary White                              72- 3- 2            895
Kevin Bray                              13- 9- 8            755
Allied B vs. Axis B, Second Sortie

By this time in the week, the boys had the routine down pat, and the guns had been reloaded and the CO2 tanks refilled and when it came time to prepare to launch the boys were tough to find again. Grant was again watching the battle. Andy was off chasing frogs.

While we had been rearming, Lief Goodson had come over and told us, "You guys should stay close to my von der Tann."

As he walked off, Don Cole explained, "He was having radio problems at the end of the first sortie, and got beat up."

When the battle started, I tried to get Andy to come in with me and attack Lief, but he was once again reluctant and wanted to stay out on the fringe. I brought the Bellerophon in for a few passes on Lief, but his ship was surrounded by a horde of Axis and so I tried to draw someone else out for Andy and me to play with. It also didn't help that Lief took a rather long time to sink, lasting what seemed to me to be at least ten minutes and probably more. When he went down I looked over at him, and he seemed to be looking around for us. I'm sure he was trying to give a little boost to the boys by getting them in on part of a sink, and if so, I thank him. Grant claims that he fired his bow guns into Lief's ship, and was nearby when she sank. I wish I could have gotten Andy in closer to take advantage of it too, but it just didn't work out.

After Lief's ship was gone, the battling broke up into pockets around the remaining three Axis ships, Charley, Fluegel, and Foster. Foster had had a tough time of it already, as Ted Brogden's Indiana had ram sunk her. After returning to the water, the D. Victoria started experiencing control problems. Grant's Indomitable was nearby while waiting out his five when he noticed the D.Victoria was low in the water and pumping hard. He remembered how Foster had called out to his Axis pals earlier in the week, informing them of the dead in the water Arizona of fellow Port Polar Bear member Ron Horbul. Seeking a bit of revenge he shouted, "Hey we got a Swedish ship over here that's in trouble" Brian Eliassen's South Dakota was suffering from a lack of targets, and so he decided to chase the little ship. Grant did his best to keep the Indomitable in position so that the Swedish ship couldn't break away. The little Swede kept pumping hard, and then in a surprise to everyone, the small predreadnought went under.

After the ship was recovered, comments like, "What a rookie!" and "Regressing a bit?" could be heard from up the shore line. As a grinning James walked past, I asked what all the fuss was about.

"Oh," said James. "My radio control problems were caused by me forgetting to extend my radio antenna. I haven't made that mistake in years."

Foster's sink almost caused another Axis sink. After the call had gone out for "Man in the Water" the action around Fluegel's Baden had come to a standstill. With all the laughing and joking about James' rookie mistake, Fluegel had totally forgotten about his slowly sinking ship. Curly, talking into his recorder, was walking up the shoreline to get a look at who had sunk, and as he passed Fluegel he said softly, "Fluegel, if your pump still works it might be a good idea to turn it on."

The pump of the Baden lit off and while Frank Whitsell and I watched, frustrated because we couldn't help the Baden along because battle was still suspended. The Baden dipped close to going under but by the time the battle resumed the German dreadnought's pump had gotten the ship out of immediate danger.

A few minutes later, Fluegel and Charley Stephens were the only two Axis remaining. The Bellerophon found a spot and moved in on the Baden, while Chris Au's Malaya moved up on the other side. The Bellerophon was trying to sneak in for some sidemounts while the Baden concentrated on the dangerous Malaya, but Fluegel saw me coming and started to swing the Baden's haymaker towards the Bellerophon's bow. I saw it coming even without Chris' warning, and backed the Bellerophon back out and away. The Baden, spinning on its bow in a maneuver I have only seen Curly's Posen do before, kept up its spin and as the ship swung around about 180 degrees the Baden's haymaker came up snug and firm against the Malaya's side.

"Oh man, was that sweet Fluegel!" said an Axis behind me, and I had to agree.

"It was, wasn't it," giggled Fluegel, firing away madly until the Bellerophon belatedly moved in and the German dreadnought decided to move off.

As the action was winding down, Andy told me he was now having radio problems again, and so I told him to call five. I also kept the Bellerophon fairly close by.

Fluegel, in the meantime, had picked up some more pursuers, and was having a hard time of it. Frank Whitsell later told me that Fluegel called five and then the heat was really on, and towards the end he was so close to sinking that when his timer expired he actually jumped in the water to tap his ship just before it sank.

With about three minutes left on his five, Andy told me that he had lost total control of the Inflexible. It was sailing in reverse along the far shore and was headed for the wide, deep end of the pond. I had brought the Bellerophon in to tangle a bit with the last Axis on the pond, Charley Stephens, but not really wishing to have Andy's ship sink in deep water I sent the Bellerophon after her. I didn't think that the Bell could catch the faster I-boat, especially as I had a bad angle for doing so, but the Inflexible's batteries must have been getting low, which would explain the loss of control as the voltage was now too low. The Bell managed to catch up and slide alongside the runaway ship. With a nudge that I was sure was strong enough to ram-sink the ship I pushed the I-boat's stern around and the Inflexible backed into the far shore.

With the ship now effectively beached, I asked the Contest Director, Don Cole, if we could send Andy over to touch her when his five expired. "He can go, but he can't bring his transmitter," said Don. I took the Inflexible's transmitter and watched as Andy ran over to be near his ship. Bellerophon hovered nearby in case the von der Tann decided to attack her, but the Malaya of Chris Au and Indiana of Ted Brogden had the German ship well occupied.

After the timer sounded, I called to Andy that he could recover the ship. He was puffing a bit from the run, and the walk back with the waterlogged ship wore him out. Since Charley was nearly off his five and looked to be in no trouble, the Bellerophon called five and headed back to the near shore, but on the trip back she suddenly went into a circle. I regained control and set her back on course, but then I lost control again and the ship sailed slowly in circles as her timer clicked down. When the five minutes were done the ship was still sailing slowly in circles, pumping gently. I asked Leroy, who was standing nearby, if he wouldn't mind fetching it just one more time.

"Sure thing," said Leroy, and went out and got her. Another three minutes or so and I'm sure the batteries would have been low enough that the ship would have sunk. It was a close call, but my Nats battling was over.

Grant! That lucky little bugger survived easily, taking 25 hits above and nothing on or below. Conspiratorially I had told Andy after our sinks on Thursday that if Grant didn't get sunk he would be impossible to live with on the way home. Andy nodded in agreement.

Allied B beat the Axis B fleet by a score of 11,020 to 8,570.

Top Five High Point ships                Score            Total
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Frank Whitsell                          39- 5-21           1565
Ted Brogden                             44- 3-20           1515
Lars!                                   46- 7-15           1385
Chris Au                                34- 7-17           1365
Austin Keels                            39- 4-12           1090

Lief Goodson (sunk)                     67-16-36           3670
Fluegel                                 93-16-25           2580
Randy Stiponovich (sunk)                69- 3- 9           2015
James Foster (sunk)                     48- 3- 7           1605
Charley Stephens                        51-12- 8           1210
Curly Barrett                           29- 4- 5            640

As the Contest Director and Score keepers were calling for scores, a few people asked if they could still run one-on-ones. Chris Pearce and Tim Beckett were the first to head out. I expressed surprise when I heard about it. "Why would they want a one-on-one?" I asked Andy Ray.

"Something to do with tie-breakers," said Andy.

Grant wanted to get into a one-on-one himself, and started patching his ship. I was too tired. Andy's interest had drifted to chasing frogs with Matthew Clarke. During the morning's battle he had spent a few minutes trying to figure out how to attach a captive frog onto the superstructure of his ship.

Grant managed to work his way into a cut-throat with Dana Graham's I-boat, Jamie Foster's Mogami, and David Asman and Randy Stiponovich's destroyers, Z-35, and Akizuki. Grant was really looking forward to fighting two Axis destroyers. The only special rule for the battle was that the three bigger ships were limited to fifty bbs each to match the destroyers.

The cut-throat watched the Pearce-Beckett battle finish up before they started their own. As I watched the cut throat from a distance, I heard Tim call to Chris that Pearce had taken the battle by several belows.

The cut throat went two sorties, and then the combatants called it quits. Grant took fifteen hits and was happy with that score. Dave Asman only took one hit, which Grant naturally took credit for, and Dave came home with the victory.

One last one-on-one was playing out. Kevin Bray and Chris Grossaint were having a tremendous battle, slugging it out and making every hit count. "What's going on there," I asked Chris's Colorado jeering section who were watching from the shade of their tent.

"Grudge match," said Jim Coler. "Ah, come on, Chris, hit him with your triples!" he called out. Kevin's Moltke was hit hard, moving slow, and listing to one side. Chris's North Carolina was obviously getting the better of the shooting, but I was impressed with Kevin's skillful use of the Moltke's list to ward off the triples on that side of his ship. When the second sortie was over and Kevin's five had elapsed, Chris pulled his North Carolina off the water. Kevin tapped his ship, and then waited to see if it would sink, but his pump was doing an excellent job. Finally he said, "I guess she's not going to go down," and pulled it off the water.

After the counting was done, Kevin told us that he'd enjoyed the battle. "It would have helped if my guns had worked better, but I did score 2000 points on him, and I survived with 5000 points damage,"" he said. "Funny how your guns can be working great and then all of a sudden go bad on you after a few days of battling. And even after I worked on them last night they weren't doing so hot."

Once again, we helped Kevin pack up, and along with Kevin we were the last ones to leave the pond. Curly had found a ride home earlier with Wade, and now after our truck was loaded the boys turned to helping Kevin, who was loading up his trailer with the grill that Leroy had been using to feed us all week. When he was done, he asked if one of the boys could ride back with him, as he was lonely for his own kids. "Sure," I said, but deciding which boy it was to be was too much, so they both ended up going with him.

When I got back to the motel, I thought that Kevin's car would be right behind, but I had the truck mostly unloaded and I was beginning to wonder where Kevin might have run if he had run off with my boys, when they suddenly came running around the corner. "Get those last bits there, and then you can hit the pool," I said, and they ran off happily to change and shower.

With the banquet scheduled for six that evening, I got the kids out about 4:30 and sent them back for a shower and clean clothes. My timing was off and Andy and I snoozed off while Grant watched television. Once again Andy was tough to rouse from his snooze.

The banquet was set in the same room where we'd had the captain's meeting. Ted Brogden and Curly had the door prize table all set up with the excellent selections. Grant kept pointing at the USS Houston kit.

After the bulk of the folks had arrived, Rick Whitsell explained the setup and started the food off. I thought the food was excellent, especially the barbecued beef. Grant kept loading up on potatoes and cheese. While we ate, our table mate, Leroy Kissler, entertained the boys with several of his diving stories. The boys listened as Leroy described getting 'trapped by an umbrella', teasing other divers, being a show-off and eating a banana and drinking a coke during his wife's diving lessons. He also described some scarier moments, like facing down a barracuda and discovering that he was swimming not far from a submarine. He also said that the scariest thing about his diving during Nats was the zero visibility and running into snapping turtles. "When you brush them and feel them jump you're never sure if they're running away or just turning to bite, so I kept my fingers down in the mud so they'd be less likely to bite them." After their little trial scuba dive in the pool, the boys were very interested in all of Leroy's stories.

After most folks were finishing up the main course, a large tray of blueberry cobbler appeared on the buffet table. Rick Whitsell stood up again. "Folks, along with the blueberry cobbler, there is ice cream available too. You get your ice-cream in the main restroom, er, I mean the main restaurant."

After the meal was finished, the club president, Brian Eliassen, took over the show. First there were plenty of thank yous to be given. The site host (Rick Whitsell), the site provider (Gary White) were given a big hand of applause. Brian then thanked the Contest Director for the great job he had done. Don Cole, he explained, had only taken the job because, "He had forgotten how tough a job it really is. And now that he's older we can use him again much sooner because he will forget even quicker!"

The Awards were next. The Best Dressed Award went to Rick King, who was dressed up as a German seaman. I think he said that it was a cook's uniform. The Best of Scale award went to Dana Graham's Prince of Wales. Rookie of the Year went to the Clarke family. As Brian passed out the trophies, each presentation was photographed by Fluegel and Wade Koehn, who were both in German uniforms. At one point, Brian glanced in their direction and then did a double-take as he muttered, "What is this, the Axis Press Corps?"

The Class winners were: Class 2 -- Randy Stiponovich, Class 3 -- Jim Coler, Class 4 -- John Whitsell, Class 5 -- Chris Au, Class 6 -- Chris Pearce. The Founder's Trophy winner for overall points was Chris Grossaint. The Most Feared Allied went to Chris Pearce, but Brian announced that Jeff Lide did get a few votes. The Most Feared Axis went to Fluegel, who when he heard his name announced, got up from his photo perch and did a victory strut around the room. Later I heard him say to Lief, "I never thought I'd get another one of these."

Brian now announced that he had made a mistake, at which point the Axis started cheering and claiming that they'd won. This was followed by a few 'bonzai!" cheers before Brian reclaimed order. Then he explained that he had to ask the Clarkes to return the Rookie of the Year plaque, as the actual winner was Gary White. Gary White got a big hand, and was the second big battleship Axis captain in a row to win the award. The Clarkes were not left empty handed however, as all three of them were awarded the big cup, the Sportsmanship Trophy. They deserved it, always being friendly and offering to help.

After the regular awards were given, Curly stood up and announced that the Axis wished to thank an Allied captain. This captain was a very busy captain, busy not only with his own ship, but with also a ship for each of his two sons. At this point Curly put his hand on my shoulder, and continued. This captain was of very great aid to the Axis cause. This captain was," he said, pausing for effect while I puffed myself up expectantly. "The captain who helped the Rookie of the Year Gary White in the construction of his ship, and that captain is Rick Whitsell."

I saw a few jaws drop, Lief's was the biggest. Rick Whitsell smiled embarrassedly while the Axis and Allied alike applauded. Curly had clued me in on his little misdirection ploy, and so I hadn't been surprised. I had told Curly that he'd have to take any heat for it if it went off badly. I saw Lief do a double-take to check out if I was upset, but relaxed when he saw me grinning.

Next, Steve Milholland got up with two pictures of Fluegel's sink. These had been signed by Fluegel, and they were auctioned off to the highest bidders. The bidding was close, the two pictures went for $20.01 and $20.00.

Afterwards, it was time for the door prize drawings. There was enough for everyone to get two prizes, and for some there would be three. Andy and I didn't have any strong desires, but Grant desperately wanted the Houston kit. The Houston kit went early to Dirty Dave. There were three other hulls up there, two Iowa hulls, and a smaller white Koln hull. Then Kevin Bray grabbed an Iowa hull. My number was called, but instead of a hull I grabbed up a spare CO2 tank, which was something that would have come in handy during the week. Andy was called quickly afterwards, but wasn't certain what to pick and so he picked up something he didn't recognize. Grant asked why both of us hadn't picked a hull when we returned to the table. Curly followed, and went straight to the last Iowa hull. He laughed later when he told us of the surprised looks of Wade, Dirty and Fluegel. However, he had no plans of going Allied (darn!), and had a deal already set up to trade it for a Konig hull.

Grant was slowly dying as number after number was called, and he was sure that the last hull would disappear. Finally his number was called, and even though two people called in front of him were still looking over the prizes, he went straight to the Koln hull and took it back quickly to the table, like he was afraid someone might try to take it away from him. He was pleased as punch the rest of the night.

Andy, however, was dismayed. He had not picked up a hull because he thought that I wouldn't like it, even though I had told them both, "Get what ever you want." Now when he saw that I wasn't upset with Grant, he decided that he wanted another shot at the Iowa hull, and started asking if I thought Curly would trade him for it.

After the door prizes had been exhausted, the meeting broke up into the Axis and Allied meetings for the selection of next year's Admirals. The Allies called for the pool, because 'the Axis always get the pool'. But after gathering there it was still hot and the bugs were out and several captains questioned the wisdom of the choice.

First Chris Au gave a quick talk thanking everyone for the good job they did. Then Brian Eliassen told us that the voting for "Most Feared Allied" had been very close and that there many captains that got votes. "Even Lars got a vote," he said, laughing.

I turned and looked at Andy and Grant and growled playfully, "All right, which one of you didn't vote for me?"

After this, we nominated captains and voted. Ted Brogden was selected, and Kevin Bray was selected as a vice admiral, along with Tim Beckett.

Back in the meeting room the Axis selected Charley Stephens to be their Admiral, and then gave one final 'bonzai' cheer. Then the two parties broke up and discussions broke out every where.

Andy was still wondering about hulls, and so we went over to Steve Milholland's room and checked out his selection. Afterwards, I took them back to the room because they were both yawning heavily. But after about fifteen minutes or so of visiting, they both showed up again, sitting nearby. I talked with several people until I noticed the boys fighting and loosing the battle with sleep. I gave up and took them off to bed, as they wouldn't leave without me for fear of missing something.

Saturday


That morning we got up late, so what else is new? Most folks had already pushed off, but with only an eight hour trip ahead of us we weren't in a terrible hurry. We did get to say good-bye to Chris Pearce and the Michigan crew. Curly was already up and ready to go, so we started to pack up the truck. Somehow we got it all in with a bit of room to spare. Leroy and Kevin, who were the only others still around, also helped.

"I didn't think it would all fit," said Curly. "I am glad the tent went home with Ron, though."

We gave a sad farewell to Leroy and Kevin, and then pushed off.

The ride home was a bit interesting. The mangy Ranger was pretty cramped for two adults and two teenagers. We all ended up moving around to give folks a turn stretching out, and even Curly and I both took a turn in the little tiny back seats, while Curly entertained us with some of his tales.

First off, he had found out that the Axis plan and the Allied plan for the first three fleet battles both had the Axis fleet doing the same thing. "There's got to be a problem with somebody's plan if the other side is trying to get you to do the exactly what you want to do," he laughed glumly.

Then there was the voting for "Most Feared Axis". He wasn't begrudging the award to Fluegel, but felt that he had deserved a few votes. "No one would come play with me until I lost my rudder. If that's not fear, I don't know what is. Maybe I'd have won if it was 'Most Ignored Axis' and not Most Feared." He had us all chuckling.

Well, if Curly didn't take many hits during the battle, he sure took some hits on the way home. Don't ask me how, but we spilled pop and juice on him at least three times, and all three were below the waterline.

As we droned through Iowa, we passed a convoy of more than thirty army trucks pulling large cannons. "Hey Grant, remember your question on the trip down about Canada invading Minnesota?" I asked. "I think you may have been on to something."

At the Minnesota/Iowa border rest area, we called home. Curly told his wife Amy that we would be home by ten o'clock. I thought he was nuts, we'd be home by 6:30 easy. "That's true, but then it's a surprise and I get bigger hugs," said Curly.

He was right. He got plenty of big hugs.

This is where I would have ended the chronicles had it just been written by me. With the reports I received, and folks' bests and worsts, here are a few extras that I didn't know quite where to put, but were too good to not use or re-use again.

Extras


General Impressions

I enjoyed my first campaign experience but would rather have had another fleet battle on Tuesday (Oster)

First impression: "This is going to be a blast! Look at all the ships! They are going to cream me! I didn't bring enough balsa and silkspan!" (Oster)

During Battle: "Is my pump on? What ship is that! Man that guys guns work well! Is my pump on? It sure is hot out here in the sun." (Oster)

Aftermath: "Am I tired! That was a blast! Boy that week went by quick!" (Oster)

Bests

Being tied with Fluegel and Foster for Most Feared (Finster) (Lars notes: "What is this, F-Troop?")

Swinging Moltke around and getting the sweet bow of an Allied ship (Bray)

Has to be the sinking of the I-boat, even though the Posen had a few good shots also, I got a blast out of being part of that sink. (McKinzie)

How well my Washington ran after being sunk. (Grossaint)

Tuesday, when I saw the Allies exhibit the kind of teamwork and skill that I had long hoped to see, both in the fleet battles and in Campaign. (Pearce)

Watching 3 identical NCs peel off and flank the Axis in a line ahead formation on Thursday (Grossaint)

Seeing kids stand and fight with the veteran captains (Oster)

Watching the carnage and mayhem during the B fleet battles on Thursday and Friday. (Oster)

Seeing Grant Dahl thoroughly enjoying his turn at the helm of the USS Yorktown. (Reichenbach)

Lunch at Leroy's diner (Bray)

Watching Jeff Lide bang on the microphone switch while "singing" Desperado, without knowing that the DJ had turned the mic down. (Curly)

Worsts

Scoring with incomplete score sheets (Finster)

Having my port sidemount bent clear back in a collision with a Bismarck on Friday morning. (Grossaint)

Seeing my name and ship on a cross in the graveyard (Oster)

Guns that work great at the start of Nats and are duds by the end of Nats (Bray)

This sunburn thing, I think I have lost several layers of skin already. (McKinzie)

Getting my watch crystal shot off. (Oster)

My feet coming out from under me, dumping me and my transmitter onto the hard wet muddy ground. (Reichenbach)

Saying good bye to my friends (Bray)

Silkspan Stockholder Reports

Here are the cumulative damage totals for the entire Allied and Axis fleets for the week for the fleet and campaign battles only. Please recall that only sink points for campaign are scored.

For the Armstrong Steel Silkspan Corporation:

Rank       Allied Captain                    Score           Sink Pts    Total
==============================================================================
 1         Chris Pearce                    308-57-92              -       9105
 2         Chris Au                        206-48-97            900       9010
 3         Alan Oster                      220-16-77           2000       8450
 4         Lars!                           175-33-68           2400       8375
 5         Dana Graham                     147-27-107             -       7495
 6         Brian Eliassen                  287-36-65              -       7020
 7         Andy Dahl!                      271-18-51            800       6510
 8         Tim Beckett                     151-36-57           1000       6260
 9         Ted Brogden                     218-18-55              -       5380
10         Don Cole                        319-16-35              -       5340
11         Chris Grossaint                 134-21-49           1000       5315
12         Austin Keels                    218-28-47              -       5230
13         Frank Whitsell                  133-23-61              -       4955
14         Bart Purvis                     145-10-39            700       4350
15         Grant Dahl!                     116-16-33              -       3210
16         Ron Horbul                       90- 9- 6            900       2325
17         Grieg Stephens                   49-10- 6            800       1840
18         John Whitsell                    55-11-20              -       1825
19         Rick Whitsell                    75- 5-18              -       1775
20         Steve Reichenbach                41- 5-10              -       1035
21         Matthew Clarke                   47- 4- 3              -        720
22         James Clarke                     19- 3- 2              -        365
23         Patrick Clarke                   10- 0- 4              -        300
24         Jim Coler                        13- 0- 3              -        280
25         Mike Maxwell                     13- 0- 0              -        130

For the Krupp Steel Silkspan & Manufacturing Corporation:

Rank       Axis Captain                      Score           Sink Pts    Total
==============================================================================
 1         Kevin Hovis                     787-85-92           5000      19595
 2         Bryan Finster                   497-45-84           1200      11495
 3         Mark Roe                        456-63-73            900      10685
 4         D.W. Fluegel                    285-30-96           1800      10200
 5         Gary White                      636-40-55              -      10110
 6         Lief Goodson                    185-39-81           1600       8475
 7         Lou Meszaros                    435-23-44           1000       8125
 8         Wade Koehn (Bismarck)           307-21-47           1000       6945
 9         David Haynes                    319-15-42           1000       6665
10         Charley Stephens (Vdt)          181-31-52              -       5185
11         Rick King (Scharnhorst)         160- 9-17           1800       4475
12         Lee McKinzie                     99-17-16           1600       3815
13         Dave Lawrence                   148- 3-10           1600       3655
14         David Asman (Nassau)             97- 8-33            800       3620
15         Dave Au                         138-11-14           1000       3355
16         Andy Ray                        210-16-11              -       3050
17         Randy Stiponovich (Vdt)          94- 8-14            800       2640
18         James Foster                     89-10-13            700       2490
19         Curly Barrett                    96-11-25              -       2485
20         Jeff Lide                       169- 6- 9              -       2290
21         Kevin Bray                       33-13-28              -       2055
22         Jamie Foster                     35- 6-10              -       1000
23         Wade Koehn (Lutzow)               0- 0- 0            700        700
24         Randy Stiponovich (Akizuki)       6- 0- 3            400        610
25         David Asman (Z-35)                0- 0- 0            600        600
26         Rick King (Graf Spee)             0- 0- 0              -          0
27         Charley Stephens (Scharn.)        0- 0- 0              -          0

- Finis.


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